Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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bluelabeled 0
oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/
cheesesoda 0
Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.
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xxBAMFxx 0
There's no way he could deserve it. But seriously how could the doctor know unless your dick was at attention when he was talking to you. Really my dick looks small when it's just hanging there but when I'm ready to go it's a couple centimeters off eight inches. But to get to the point, the size of your dick could be hereditary; you probably got it from your dad .
OOXX_fml 0
You guys can find the remedies on the wall of public toilet
poeticpunk77 0
YDI for going to the doctor with your parents
ChrisLF82 0
Sounds made up honestly. idk many doctors that would do that. not to mention, if just any old regular doctor knew the secret to making your penis bigger, he'd be a lot richer,
heart_less777 0
sounds made up, no doctor would bring parents into the room for something like that. YDI for making that up. you fail go burn in hell
mysticold13 0
I agree that this is made up. No doctor is going to bring an adult patient's parents into the room for any reason unless the patient requests it. For your penis to be considered "abnormally small" it would have to be 2 inches or less, and even then, plenty of healthy men function normally with tiny penises. Unless you had pain or other symptoms of a disease, no doctor is going to make a big deal about you having a small willy.
pereon 0
Seriously, youve made the switch to adult doctor, but youre still bringing your parents with you??? Sorry about the tiny penis thing, but you really must've known about it before, so it cant be all that embarassing
stormtheprom 0
CHUA SENG HAN IS THAT YOU!!!!?
Doc_Holliday 0
Dude, was the fleeting moment of sympathy really worth telling the world you have a small member? Here's a slogan for you: "Self Editing is Your Friend"
sdz_fml 0
This has to be fake, patient confidentiality and such.