Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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bluelabeled 0
oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/
cheesesoda 0
Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.
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SwickedJimmay 0
well tell us the remedies! lol
skullbuster 0
OP: With the exception of rubbing you off until you're hard, there is nothing that quack you are calling an "adult doctor" can do to fix your small penis. It's like the common cold, there is no cure! Although I do appreciate the efforts of the 3am infomercial and Oprah Winfrey to convince people otherwise. And, yes, micropenis blah-blah-blah - that's a different tragedy all together and would have been addressed long before you trek to the big boy's doctor! So. long story short (but not abnormally so..), I think the doctor wanted to suck some **** or your post is a fake - I feel badly for you either way!
iheyman 0
This is what you get for saying yes to Obamas health care. YDI
TheChanel 0
well, at least he's trying to help? that sucks tho, sorry guy
derp2 0
Austin?
llstan2006 0
hahaha!! OWNED!!
bookworm1212 2
I guess they reeeally want to have grandkids.
buttonface 0
YDI for being too young to use this site.
Ucla_cupcake 0
The confidentiality thing didn't kick in till I reached 12 years of age, but I continued to see my pediatrician till I was 18.
tippy_pink89 2
ewwww really? that man should lose his license for saying that. just be glad he wasn't the pediatrician at your birth......a lot of boy babies now are being arbitrarily given sex change operations because they have what are known as 'micro penises'. basically the doctor measures your penis and if he or she deems it a micro penis, and the measurements differ, the offer the parents the option of doing sexual reassignment surgery and turning you outtie into an innie.....but op: it ain't the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...... and one person telling u tht ur small does not make u small