karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
TerribleAim
I don't dare look
Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Psycho
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Anonymous
United States
Traumatized
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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Schlimpikins 0
You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.
elainelovesyou 7
That must've been his wife. Well done.
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mk58 31
Also forgot to mention, DocBastard is another one of my favourite commentors... Those two are hilarious. And just because sometimes the comments aren't necessarily positive doesn't make them not funny.
grapist 0
well that's not an fml, that's just a fail. it would be an fml though for the squirrel...if it was alive nvm. but for the other squirrel it would be a lml
my2centsworth 15
Did you stop to give the squirrel CPR? I gather from the responses last time someone hit a squirrel and posted on this site that that would be the correct response.
my2centsworth 15
Did you stop to give the squirrel CPR? I gather from the responses last time someone hit a squirrel and posted on this site that that would be the correct response.
squirrelkid 0
ur a murderer.
ThatsAfurry 9
THE ONLY ANIMAL YOU SHOULD EVER SWERVE TO AVOID IS A BEAR
kinga08 0
And a moose. I was camping in Maine with my family once when a moose ran out into the road and stopped right in the middle of it. The thing was practically the size of our car. If my father's car at the time had ABS, that moose and it's antlers would've crashed through the windshield and decapitated me or something.
carlosestrada1 4
fate......
kykyshay 0
RIP
quicheme45 0
Oh well you tried right?
Dennisse_47 17
haha yeah Boners' and Doc's comments are very funny to me and I look for them on FML's too. And if you don't like the comment or you are talking about how someone isn't funny, what's the problem?? Nobody is forcing you to read the comment and like it. Just move along and get on with your life. :)