Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 14:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 98 Share Tweet Share
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML I agree, your life sucks 84 099 You deserved it 20 907
Today, during sex I blurted out, “Oh god yes, put a baby in me!” He lost his boner instantly because he doesn’t want kids. I don’t even know why I said it, I don’t want kids either. In fact I warned him before we started dating that I never want kids, so if he did want kids he should date someone else. FML I agree, your life sucks 207 You deserved it 644
Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 109 You deserved it 4 877
Today, after three weeks of calling the office and telling them how much she needed it, my mom's doctor finally agreed to give her an oxygen tank. She died last night. FML I agree, your life sucks 818 You deserved it 82
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 618 You deserved it 8 451
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 492 You deserved it 11 373
Today, my husband told me, "Your job is easy! You do nothing but play and have fun with children all day." Mind you, I'm a toddler teacher and have 10 children in a day. When I come home from work, he complains he’s tired because he was watching our only child who's a toddler. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 307 You deserved it 113
Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 081 You deserved it 24 907
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.