Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 14:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 270 You deserved it 34 919
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 611 You deserved it 7 487
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 794 You deserved it 21 638
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 938 You deserved it 13 017
Today, while practicing for a competition, someone decided to spin a rifle with a bayonet. I'm currently sitting in the ER with stitches in my foot. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 248 You deserved it 559
Today, my boyfriend crossed a line with his bullshit "jokes". At dinner, he once again annoyed my dad by insisting that the "AR" in "AR-15" means "assault rifle". My dad is an NRA gun nut, so he finally blew up and told him that he was going to "AR his nuts if he didn't quit fucking with him." FML I agree, your life sucks 240 You deserved it 496
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.