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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
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TCRII 29

I’m 55. At 40 I went from not being able to grow facial hair to bald. Lol

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Wadlaen 23

I turned 30 last summer, and I'm not able to grow a beard either (even spent five weeks in a coma some years ago, and woke up as beardless as I was before), so I know the feeling..

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jbuckets_404 38

Women don't usually grow facial hair anyway until after menopause, so don't worry!

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Women can have facial hair if they have PCOS.

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TheNerveOfHer 4

women without PCOs can also grow facial hair

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manlove38 23

Count yourself lucky!

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BLACKHEART46101 10

Feel lucky, mine just comes in patches and the bits that grow together are not very good looking.

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Jaymail 18

Where does it say the writer of FML is Female? I’m a Male. And if this writer is also Male I think he got off lucky. I got tired of having to shave each morning and finally got electrolysis. To make a long story short I DON’T suggest any other Males go this way.

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TheSminty1 17

That's the joke, the joke is deliberately assuming the obviously incorrect gender of the OP. You must be real fun at parties

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TCRII 29

I’m 55. At 40 I went from not being able to grow facial hair to bald. Lol

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RichardPencil 30

I feel so sorry for you. It's such a pleasure to buy razors and blades and shaving creams and then scraping my face every morning with a sharp metal blade. And you are missing out on the delight of skipping a day and looking like a dirty, homeless bum. Your FOMO is real.

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Wadlaen 23

I turned 30 last summer, and I'm not able to grow a beard either (even spent five weeks in a coma some years ago, and woke up as beardless as I was before), so I know the feeling..

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ojoRojo 27

I don’t know, I just don’t see that as a bad thing. You’re saving lots of money and time by not having to shave. And a lot people (myself included) don’t even prefer facial hair. Just roll with it!

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WistayShlaio82 13

Are you Native American? I’m half Apache, takes me forever to grow a beard

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Matthew Irmen 11

Most women would be very happy!

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