Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
I don't dare look
Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML
Psycho
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Traumatized
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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Schlimpikins 0
You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.
elainelovesyou 7
That must've been his wife. Well done.
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mentalhotdog 0
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What_Exactly 0
Aww nuts. Now look what you have done.
NextBigThing5044 0
Made my day lmao
nixom1334 6
the Adjustment Bureau must've had something to do with it
misa08 0
106 did i ask for ur comment i dnt think so, so keep ur thoughts to urself
jimmy0332 0
most animals don't think cars are dangerous like squirrels and dogs
t765234 10
140- Hippos are not agrresively killing humans dipshit, neither are lions, both would only kill a human unless it was provoked or losing its territory.
teachmehowtodoug_fml 0
Aww poor squirel:(
dansco 25
Sure the highway code says don't veer for an animal so you were driving dangerously! Lucky you didn't kill yourself or someone else. Still unlucky for the flattened squirrel :(
maskedman 9
My hairy, scary balls! I guess that's the message everyone is trying to get across to each other.