Animals and Awkward: I don't dare look

I don't dare look

By TerribleAim - 12/10/2022 00:01

Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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Cute

By eyesightfail - 21/11/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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Red or grey?

By Cherry - 11/02/2023 02:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 12 October 2022 0:30

Squirrel murderer.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 12 October 2022 3:17

You shall face Squirrely Wrath when you least expect it. Foamy has you on his sh!t list.

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 12 October 2022 0:30

Squirrel murderer.

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 12 October 2022 1:22

you are a lousy human being

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 12 October 2022 3:17

You shall face Squirrely Wrath when you least expect it. Foamy has you on his sh!t list.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 October 2022 4:07

He's dead or near death. You can't know that for sure, otherwise your fence ain't worth a shit. On the other hand, you could fly your drone over your neighbor's yard to spy things out.

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 12 October 2022 12:25

I think I hate you. I love my squirrels. and they get along just fine with my birds.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 16 October 2022 20:37

You monster. If you want to scare a squirrel, all you have to do is run toward it. Get close enough and they book it. You better give that innocent thing a proper burial. You should also be charged with animal abuse.