Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
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Today, I surprised my girlfriend with rose petals on the bed. Romantic, right? Turns out, the roses I'd bought had been sprayed with some sort of red dye. The petals stained the sheets, my hands, and our white-furred cat, who now looks like a tiny crime scene victim. FML
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Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
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ThePaperDragon 31
But origami flowers are adorable! :(
RichardPencil 32
You should have used dollar bills as the origami paper. If you used hundreds, you’d be getting laid for months!
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Comments (35)
bigdaddyeric 37
Good time to find out you are dating a Gold Digger, dump her now and cut your losses. I would have been thrilled to get something hand made like that personally....
Lobby_Bee 18
Maybe she is highly allergic to origami roses.
corky1992 33
She sounds extremely ungrateful
Mungolikecandy 19
Is she actually your girlfriend or your "girlfriend" who you usually watch through binoculars from a bush? If the latter that would explain the screaming.
I'madumbass 19
Most girls would like boys to give them something-shouldn't matter what it is. But if you knew she was allergic...
Lalala579121 28
OP is the one who is allergic.
I'madumbass 19
Ok.....I didn't read that correctly. But. still. She could have appreciated the thought
izzajaneful 24
Maybe she thought they were real and was frightened. Just proves how good your origami skills are.
donb23 23
Sorry OP, you took the time to make the flowers and she did not appreciate it. I took the lazy route and gave my wife roses. You went the extra mile and did something truly original. Applause for you and you find someone else.
Selene1090 26
The origami roses take way more effort than just going and buying some anyways. Dude, forget that bitch.
indienerdgirl 27
Dude she sounds so ******* ungrateful. I'd be so happy if someone did that for me.