Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with rose petals on the bed. Romantic, right? Turns out, the roses I'd bought had been sprayed with some sort of red dye. The petals stained the sheets, my hands, and our white-furred cat, who now looks like a tiny crime scene victim. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
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ThePaperDragon 31
But origami flowers are adorable! :(
RichardPencil 32
You should have used dollar bills as the origami paper. If you used hundreds, you’d be getting laid for months!
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Comments (35)
withered 30
Did you conveniently left out the part about ******* up horribly and trying to bribe her with those origami roses? If not and she reacted like that out of the blue she needs some help.
Lisa Alexandria 10
She doesn’t deserve you. Go find someone who deserves your attention!!
Takegami 22
Drop her. Now.
mrsmisled519121 6
what a bitch.
interesting33 37
Why did she do that?
weeping_willow 25
Well, I think that was incredibly sweet and thoughtful of you. She seems like a bitch. Don’t let it get you down, OP.
hrv_143 3
I'd personally prefer origami flowers to the real thing.
simsgirlgem 25
Get out of the relationship if she can't see how sweet you were to still try
Platinum1Vortex 4
Period
Cassidy Colgin 4
I would love that more than real ones!!! It’s so thoughtful and takes time