Health: Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back...

By oops - 22/08/2014 14:35 - Australia - Wembley

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

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OysterPearls 33

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:02

You should feel like an asshole, are you in sixth grade? I didn't know then"kick me" gag was still existent.

_FML_Austin_ 12

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:03

Were you not expecting some one to kick him? F that random guys life, not yours...

Comments

tony1891 22

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:10

kick me signs is so 90's.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 23 August 2014 9:19

90's? Pfft, those went out of fashion in the 60's!

MandyMeow_fml 18

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:11

You're a shitty friend and an asshole. You should apologize to you're friend and grow up.

LegalLoitering 12

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:32

Calm down, you don't even know OP

ethan_unoxx 29

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:12

you deserve it. you're lucky he didn't beat your ass.

alex101676 8

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:12

well you're a total asshole.

Capt_Obvious 11

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:13

King of assholes! But I love it!

dabears1011234 27

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:14

Its not that bad everyone. It could have been "stick a ***** up my ass"

Godsofdracos 15

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:50

Or "Grab my package like the strong, masculine, devilishly amazing UPS man."

otumboo 10

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:15

did you expect no one to kick him?!

thattunaguy 6

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:17

Dude, your a grown man, not a third grader trying to get back at some kid the took your chocolate milk. Do something better, like a bucket of pigs blood or something more mature

CharismaGeek 19

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:18

Just asking, OP. Why the kick me sign? It's immature enough and you should've realized that was a dick thing to do. YDI

Clawsified 6

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:31

Also, who in their right mind would *actually* kick another person just because a sign told them to?

Sinclair935 5

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:42

That's what I was thinking. OP didn't deserve it, the kicker did. Most people who see a kick me sign would just chuckle and move on with their lives. However, some people are dumb enough to do it. Softcore Darwinism at work here folks.