Health: Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back...

By oops - 22/08/2014 14:35 - Australia - Wembley

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Cara - 02/05/2021 23:01

Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Jimmy - 02/08/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML

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By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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OysterPearls 33

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:02

You should feel like an asshole, are you in sixth grade? I didn't know then"kick me" gag was still existent.

_FML_Austin_ 12

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:03

Were you not expecting some one to kick him? F that random guys life, not yours...

Comments

ppsycomom 7

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:31

PLEASE.. this is total nerdism.. I am still giggling and I'm 58!!!

justinoCardenas 2

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:35

haha

sweetnsourrr 11

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:43

You're an assholenfor doing that, but the guy was an idiot for kicking him.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:50

Today, I gave a guy with a KICK ME sign a little tap in the ass with my foot. He turned around and beat the shit out of me while his friend stood by and hid the sign so I couldn't even explain myself. FML.

ExtremeEncounter 32

Wednesday 7 October 2015 19:37

Wow you're an idiot. Explain yourself for what, listening to a random sign like a ******* moron? You people are so idiotic.

lulinator 40

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:55

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Or gets nutted.

kotake 7

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:00

I mean, the guy deserved it for participating in the kick me thing. Like when is that ever a good idea? What lasting friendships were made when two one person kicked another person with a kick me sign? But you and your friend both sound f'd up. Your friend reverted to beating up someone who probably wasn't expecting it (there's nothing impressive about that, anyone can kill anyone if they just walk up and randomly shoot them). And you are just a lying idiot who let's others take the fall for your stupid antics. In short F all your lives, because you all have problems. I foresee a LOT of situations like this in the future, you and your friend get into trouble because of bad thought processes and involve strangers with bad though processes.

killerdana 19

Saturday 23 August 2014 3:07

The friend didn't know there was a kick me sign on his back. If some random person kicked me I'd probably turn around and at least smack them. Maybe the friend was having a bad day and that pushed him too far

killerdana 19

Saturday 23 August 2014 3:16

And what's with the "anyone can kill anyone" statement? I dont get why you're comparing that to someone beating someone else up not "being impressive"? Sorry for ******** on your comment

CaptainBlack 18

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:15

You deserved it, but I don't think either one of them did...

eaglerob 20

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:26

You're only an asshole for not helping your friend kick that guy's ass. Seriously though, what moron kicks some guy he doesn't know (sign or no sign)? You both deserve a shot in the nuts.