Health: Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back...

By oops - 22/08/2014 14:35 - Australia - Wembley

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Cara - 02/05/2021 23:01

Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Jimmy - 02/08/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML

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By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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OysterPearls 33

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:02

You should feel like an asshole, are you in sixth grade? I didn't know then"kick me" gag was still existent.

_FML_Austin_ 12

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:03

Were you not expecting some one to kick him? F that random guys life, not yours...

Comments

soulreaper12296 28

Saturday 23 August 2014 18:27

You shouldn't. Even though it is your fault that it happened, the guy shouldn't have kicked him in the first place.

jjones0818 12

Saturday 23 August 2014 19:13

Ya not really sure why everyone is ass hole this and ass hole that. If the idiot hadn't kicked him, he wouldn't have gotten beat. Really kind of funny, though I wouldn't have removed the sign.

ceelos97 16

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:10

A kick me sign? Really? Can you be anymore original?

chukacua 2

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:30

The dude that kicked his friend deserved it.

sugarmonster42 7

Monday 25 August 2014 1:57

Why would you even..?

DarkRealmGolem 9

Monday 25 August 2014 5:34

is it bad that I found this hilarious?

eatandobey 6

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:39

You should feel guilty and so should the guy who kicked him! ... And so should I because I laughed more at this post than most of others I've read this month!

WMFG16 14

Thursday 28 August 2014 8:26

You shouldn't have done that, BUT you did not force that random guy to kick him. obviously your friend didn't do it to himself, so the random guy is also at fault along with you.