Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time....

By wantmeasandwich - 10/7/2015 16:57 - India - Mumbai

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

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By Googolman | 29

#6346858 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:43

I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.

By dutchman327 | 3

#6346860 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:43

This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)

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By royr7395 | 29

#6346856 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:42

I hope you're a Chem major, at the very least

IronMan_Mk43 | 20

#6347316 - Saturday 11 July 2015 12:35

Or a physics major. Or an engineering major.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6347372 - Saturday 11 July 2015 13:49

Or graduated eighth grade Science.

By Googolman | 29

#6346858 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:43

I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.

NeatNit | 32

#6346981 - Saturday 11 July 2015 3:13

Time for puns! Too bad I'm not that good atom.

FluffyPandas156 | 13

#6346996 - Saturday 11 July 2015 3:44

#33 I think we should barium now

Lorenzo1102 | 21

#6347042 - Saturday 11 July 2015 5:44

I just want the link to the video

QuaDECH | 13

#6347195 - Saturday 11 July 2015 8:28

I got my ion you.

ArturoJames | 13

#6347519 - Saturday 11 July 2015 16:50

I can't wait for when these puns argon.

HighasaCloud | 46

#6347905 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:04

It's the cute little things like this that people bond over

danimal_crackerz | 26

#6348152 - Sunday 12 July 2015 2:56

Beat me to it XD

cellyhard | 5

#6580977 - Friday 15 April 2016 21:29

YOU

By td8263 | 10

#6346859 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:43

Yes first comment

By dutchman327 | 3

#6346860 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:43

This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)

By Geckosrock99 | 33

#6346861 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:43

That sounds cute!

By Curtis66 | 19

#6346866 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:44

You're better off laughing with him about it than making a big deal about it.

By Theglc20 | 27

#6346868 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:44

If electrons want to be that way, I say let them

False_Stupidity | 41

#6346897 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:57

I've always found them to be such a negative bunch.

Always on the move too, never taking the time to appreciate things.

dewberry2001 | 25

#6346934 - Saturday 11 July 2015 1:40

They're sluts. Jumping from one atom to another when they get unstable.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6346969 - Saturday 11 July 2015 2:52

Ion the other hand am going for team proton as I prefer a stable and positive outlook.

be82tw | 16

#6347031 - Saturday 11 July 2015 5:17

I never cared for Protons too much, actually. They always have to be in the center of things.

ruikuku | 5

#6347076 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:01

I have always considered neutrons big hypocrites. Appearing all neutral and shit, but always sticking with the protons.

WilliamMurderfac_fml | 23

#6348592 - Sunday 12 July 2015 15:29

Protons and neutrons are just misunderstood, they always hold electrons at a distance. they really want to be closer together, like one big happy proton star.

By WitEluded | 13

#6346869 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:44

OP, follow up with a YouTube link plz

mrbump122 | 13

#6348065 - Sunday 12 July 2015 1:01

Yes, that would be great :)

By leogachi | 15

#6346873 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:45

Best FML ever.

By chosha_fml | 25

#6346876 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:48

This is a YouTube channel waiting to happen.