By wantmeasandwich - 10/07/2015 16:57 - India - Mumbai

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
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Googolman 29

I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.

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dutchman327 3

This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)

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royr7395 30

I hope you're a Chem major, at the very least

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IronMan_Mk43 20

Or a physics major. Or an engineering major.

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Googolman 29

I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.

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NeatNit 32

Time for puns! Too bad I'm not that good atom.

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ArturoJames 13

I can't wait for when these puns argon.

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HighasaCloud 46

It's the cute little things like this that people bond over

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danimal_crackerz 26

Beat me to it XD

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dutchman327 3

This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)

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Geckosrock99 33

That sounds cute!

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Curtis66 19

You're better off laughing with him about it than making a big deal about it.

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Theglc20 27

If electrons want to be that way, I say let them

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False_Stupidity 41

I've always found them to be such a negative bunch. Always on the move too, never taking the time to appreciate things.

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dewberry2001 25

They're *****. Jumping from one atom to another when they get unstable.

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False_Stupidity 41

Ion the other hand am going for team proton as I prefer a stable and positive outlook.

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be82tw 17

I never cared for Protons too much, actually. They always have to be in the center of things.

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ruikuku 5

I have always considered neutrons big hypocrites. Appearing all neutral and shit, but always sticking with the protons.

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WilliamMurderfac_fml 23

Protons and neutrons are just misunderstood, they always hold electrons at a distance. they really want to be closer together, like one big happy proton star.

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chosha_fml 26

This is a YouTube channel waiting to happen.

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