Or a physics major. Or an engineering major.

Or graduated eighth grade Science.

Time for puns! Too bad I'm not that good atom.

#33 I think we should barium now

I just want the link to the video

I got my ion you.

I can't wait for when these puns argon.

It's the cute little things like this that people bond over

Beat me to it XD

YOU

I've always found them to be such a negative bunch. Always on the move too, never taking the time to appreciate things.

They're sluts. Jumping from one atom to another when they get unstable.

Ion the other hand am going for team proton as I prefer a stable and positive outlook.

I never cared for Protons too much, actually. They always have to be in the center of things.

I have always considered neutrons big hypocrites. Appearing all neutral and shit, but always sticking with the protons.

Protons and neutrons are just misunderstood, they always hold electrons at a distance. they really want to be closer together, like one big happy proton star.

Yes, that would be great :)