Miscellaneous: Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time....

By wantmeasandwich - 10/07/2015 16:57 - India - Mumbai

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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Truth

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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Googolman 29

Saturday 11 July 2015 0:43

I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.

dutchman327 3

Saturday 11 July 2015 0:43

This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)

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daemonsparta 16

Saturday 11 July 2015 1:26

you need to get off the tumblr

Angsty_Armadillo 25

Saturday 11 July 2015 1:40

My boyfriend usually talks about war stuff. Caught him saying 'Let's get these *******!' Or it's just random angry/scared incoherent mumbling. I almost lost my shit when he said 'Bloody wankers!' one night.

Avashantu 18

Saturday 11 July 2015 1:48

Well, that's a new type of BONDing. ;)

dracolich 27

Saturday 11 July 2015 2:14

You're awesome.

Krwman 8

Saturday 11 July 2015 2:41

Perhaps you ought to check out the entire video, Miss Hilton...

LadyLuck93 20

Saturday 11 July 2015 2:56

Definitely a keeper!

soulxreaperx356 9

Saturday 11 July 2015 2:57

well you can always talk to a neutron therapist about this condition. the best part about going to them is there's no charge!

babygo88 11

Saturday 11 July 2015 4:08

I wanna see

pleasedie 22

Saturday 11 July 2015 4:43

Lol I wonder what you think about protons and neutrons

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 11 July 2015 13:45

If'n the Good Lard Above intended fer protons n' neutrons be livin' tergether in seein, He'd-a put the neutron in charge of the household n' the proton sittin' there makin' sher ta look pretty fer the neutron!