Love, Awkward and Zoom: This needs clarification - FML

This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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wrenavery90 12

Tuesday 5 July 2022 23:44

Why in the world would you tell someone where you live??! ydi

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 July 2022 18:17

Naw, you could have played it off better than that. You could've told your boyfriend. "I ... think ... WiFi ... problem ..." and disconnected the call. Or, told the new guy, "No, sir, I don't need any sausage right now," then turn to your boyfriend and say, "Traveling salesmen. Annoying, am I right?"

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 July 2022 18:17

Naw, you could have played it off better than that. You could've told your boyfriend. "I ... think ... WiFi ... problem ..." and disconnected the call. Or, told the new guy, "No, sir, I don't need any sausage right now," then turn to your boyfriend and say, "Traveling salesmen. Annoying, am I right?"

wrenavery90 12

Tuesday 5 July 2022 23:44

Why in the world would you tell someone where you live??! ydi

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 6 July 2022 16:22

This is basically "Today, something happened and now I feel bad. FML". Finish the story!

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