By Anonymous - 01/11/2013 18:52 - United States - Manhattan 17 1 4 37 Today, it's the fourth day of my new diet. I told my friends and family to watch me every time I eat to make sure it's healthy. I got so desperate that I hid some chocolates in my pocket then scarfed them down while pooping. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 024 You deserved it 49 558 Tweet Share