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Hi I'm Jared Leto. Many of you think I will never be up to the standards of Heath ledger but let me tell you something: although he was a terrific joker, we play two entirely different personalities. I have one dream in life and that's too have two pugs. One will be called Po and the other called Jeffrey. Po will be that dog that will make you question your sanity and you would've never thought that a dog could be so stupid. I am not from Wellington, Canada! I am from Wellington, New Zealand
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By Anonymous /
Saturday 22 March 2014 04:49 /
United States - Houston
Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML
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