Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was invited to a special meal for receiving a scholarship from my college. My mom refuses to take me because “your sister’s going there too and didn’t get a scholarship; it wouldn’t be fair to her.” I guess fairness doesn’t apply to me. FML
Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML
Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all three campuses of the state college. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my mom and several of her friends. My mom spent the entire night gushing about my Ivy League school and med student boyfriend. I attend a state university and I'm single. She threatened to cut me off if I didn't play along. FML
Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
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mackdeezy 22
Well.... at least she didn't tell the school that you're lazy and would only disappoint them.
HowAreYouToday 34
Did dem modahfuckas leave after that? If they did you can't really complain.
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Comments (123)
DaftDude 11
Your mom takes supportive in a great way!
naasatisfn 9
Boss mom.
MisterEx 28
Hide yo kids
KiddNYC1O 22
Mom's a G. Fall back.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Wow. I'm really sorry for your mother's trashy behavior. I hope you get the scholarship you were aiming for. Did she really pronounce it in Brooklynese like that--"muddafuckas"? I thought that style of NYC accent died out with people my parents' age. (They were born in the 1930s and immigrated to the NYC area in the late 40s.)
SamCat 21
thug life bitches. Yo momma ain't scurred of nobody. Be proud she dont give a ****. Plus, it's not like she did it in front of school officials.
Blue329 15
Your mom is awesome!
CeeCee_fml 16
Dem muddafuckas ain't about that life.
Curtar2 18
why swallow gum?
Sir_Swaggington 6
At least she has faith in OP. On a side note, I bet OP's mom is fun to watch sports with lol.