Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
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nunn245
| 10
I can now say I've heard that phrase in the literal sense
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devildog562
| 33
Do it yourself. Sounds like his cock is chicken.
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By
nunn245
| 10
I can now say I've heard that phrase in the literal sense
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dcb132z
| 17
Just take it out your self he wont stop you
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WoldowJR
| 25
Now you know how it feels.
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devildog562
| 33
Do it yourself. Sounds like his cock is chicken.
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papabear88
| 6
ahahahah
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hard_candy
| 25
why don't you give him something to really give a fuck about?
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KitchKraft
| 21
Yeah, like a sandwich.
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RedCityScapes
| 5
Did he mean that literally? Love his wording.
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
This totally depends on what was on tv.
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Joseph24689
| 14
This is true
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nikkipettyfer
| 24
Got enjoy yourself without him
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seninaa
| 27
well at least you tried...
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DollFacedTee
| 6
Kiss him from his neck to his... That may get his attention perhaps.
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Zebediabolical
| 37
Don't stop there. Keep going. I'm soooooo close!
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devildog562
| 33
The photo of your double ganger and this comment are perfect.
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devildog562
| 33
Damn autocorrect ... Doppleganger**
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patrickeli
| 15
Husband of the year for you