By 404: fuck not given - 23/11/2014 16:34 - United States - Saint Louis

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Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
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I can now say I've heard that phrase in the literal sense

Do it yourself. Sounds like his cock is chicken.

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I can now say I've heard that phrase in the literal sense

Just take it out your self he wont stop you

Now you know how it feels.

Do it yourself. Sounds like his cock is chicken.

why don't you give him something to really give a fuck about?

Yeah, like a sandwich.

Did he mean that literally? Love his wording.

This totally depends on what was on tv.

Got enjoy yourself without him

well at least you tried...

Kiss him from his neck to his... That may get his attention perhaps.

Don't stop there. Keep going. I'm soooooo close!

The photo of your double ganger and this comment are perfect.

Damn autocorrect ... Doppleganger**

Husband of the year for you