FML : Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without...

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Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 404: fuck not given - / Sunday 23 November 2014 16:34 / United States - Saint Louis

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By nunn245 | 10

#6126494 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:12

I can now say I've heard that phrase in the literal sense

By devildog562 | 33

#6126496 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:12

Do it yourself. Sounds like his cock is chicken.

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By nunn245 | 10

#6126494 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:12

I can now say I've heard that phrase in the literal sense

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dcb132z | 17

#6127418 - Tuesday 25 November 2014 2:06

Just take it out your self he wont stop you

By WoldowJR | 25

#6126495 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:12

Now you know how it feels.

By devildog562 | 33

#6126496 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:12

Do it yourself. Sounds like his cock is chicken.

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papabear88 | 5

#6127884 - Tuesday 25 November 2014 22:19

ahahahah

By hard_candy | 25

#6126501 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:13

why don't you give him something to really give a fuck about?

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KitchKraft | 21

#6127862 - Tuesday 25 November 2014 21:25

Yeah, like a sandwich.

By RedCityScapes | 5

#6126502 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:13

Did he mean that literally? Love his wording.

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6126503 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:14

This totally depends on what was on tv.

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Joseph24689 | 14

#6332514 - Friday 26 June 2015 5:14

This is true

By nikkipettyfer | 24

#6126508 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:18

Got enjoy yourself without him

By seninaa | 27

#6126510 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:20

well at least you tried...

By DollFacedTee | 6

#6126517 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:27

Kiss him from his neck to his... That may get his attention perhaps.

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Zebediabolical | 36

#6126541 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:43

Don't stop there. Keep going. I'm soooooo close!

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devildog562 | 33

#6126547 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:48

The photo of your double ganger and this comment are perfect.

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devildog562 | 33

#6126557 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:55

Damn autocorrect ... Doppleganger**

By patrickeli | 15

#6126518 - Monday 24 November 2014 0:28

Husband of the year for you

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