By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

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Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
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that's why she said she was horny! To get you in the mood. was that not enough?

"Um, you need to get me in the mood." Isn't that something a woman says? Pull out your tampon and fuck that woman stupid.

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I c wut u did thur

haha classic women move

she's a bitch. She must not love you

YDI for not giving it to her

no wonder why it's been weeks. even when she is horny she won't do anything about it but bitch and leave. fyl

lmfao touché sir. ;) I see what u did and I second it and to me it seems the op just didn't want it cuz if he did he'd jump over an invite like that. like a woman in a bar only has to say she's horny and boom sex. however she sucks for not rubbing up aganst him and saying it in a sexy voice or something :/ so fyl and ydi op

Cause men are all battery operated sex toys that immediately respond no matter what and at the drop of a hat. FYL for having a wife who takes you for granted, and good luck re-establishing intimacy w/ your wife. :(

that's mean of her.

well when you said that she probably figured that she doesn't get you in the mood anymore, I know my man would gladly help me out no questions asked!

dude, she already did by telling you she's horny.

You probabaly get hot by watching her eat chicken wings douche

It's very obvious who is married here and who is still a horny know it all 19 year old. Contrary to popular belief men like to feel special too sometimes when it comes to sex. If a woman had posted "Today my husband told me he was horny and I asked him to help get me in the mood. He sighed and left for work." you guys would be screaming dude was a lazy, chauvinistc, pig, but it's ok for his wife to just wanna be a lazy bitch? None of us know if either party is being attentive soit could be both their faults it led up to this.

y didn't he pursue her like prey?

Just resort to rape, it may be arousing and if the police show up tell them you like kinky stuff!

#108 looks like snickerdoodles. And #1, that was very clever.

102 I completely agree. double standards piss me off.

That sould be ALL IT TAKES to get you in the mood... you're wife saying she really wants to have sex with you. she's saying her body is actually telling her that it won't be happy until she fucks you. You Deserve It for being an idiot.

i hate thats shit y wld u say tht! her sayen tht is enough for you to make next move, thats acomplete turn off

this guy knows the score. believe it or not, once you've had sex with the same partner a few thousand times, you might take a bit more motivation than you did when you were young and hormonal. it's not like op said he wasn't interested. in fact, he pretty much said "let's get started" and she bailed. fyl op

Well don't just sit on ur lazy ass like a king, go initiate something

if she was really horny, she would have done something about it. sex with her is proly as exciting as cleaning a toilet bowl

Dude, what is wrong with you? Good luck getting HER in the mood next time. Lemme guess, you were sitting on your ass in front of the TV, stuffing your face, and said that with food still in your mouth? What you said sounded like major rejection, you dumbass.

That does it for me every time!

when my girl says she is in the mood, I go upstairs also...

YDI for not hittin that

haha even for my marriage that's a while, she didn't feel like working at it though, she wanted him to

no dude after marriage women get freaking lazy coz they think they already have the man, its stupid but true. still tho I made my wife call in sick one time coz she was horny, and usually if she's horny she needs to do 90% of the work. it's my house rule lol

Why is that a rule, Joey? The work can't be 50/50? You're an idiot! OP: FYL for having a wife who doesn't even want to try. If she's horney, she should at least do SOME of the work.

reason is coz when I'm horny I do 95% of the work so why can't she do 90% when she is? did u read my comment right? I said if SHE IS horny well then she has to advance, most girls get horny and are too lazy to do sumthing about it that's all I'm saying.

I doubt you've been with MOST girls so stop generalizing.

I've been with MOST girls.

no you havent.

2 WEEKS?? WTF??? I'm sorry for you!

when you're rocking a pair of tits like this chick you could get it everyday

hells yeah ^

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lol she could get w.e she wanted if those were real. are they or r they photoshoped? if u r real lol two weeks must be long for u. and to the dude who hasn't got it for years :( fyl so sry for u....

#8 is only 14

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Quit fishing. FML is a no fishing zone.

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Too bad you can't shop yourself smart

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you look so orange! ompa lompa............

You're obv a whore and a slut. Stop fishing for compliments you attention whore.

and if shes not does that mean you are?

Ouch, she may have fished for compliments which is embarassing on her part but dang now shes a whore and a slut for being well dressed and taken care of her appearance? That is a little harsh. & for all you guys jumping through hoops over a girl on the web is pretty embarassing on your part too hehe.

I'm sorry for your WIFE!

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Really? Do we really need to know your age and cup size?

SkyGuy32 17

^ So many buried posts

Harsh >_> C is avg and 15 is young just fyi...how about everyone shut up and move on ._.

that's why she said she was horny! To get you in the mood. was that not enough?

i agree. i thought, for males, just hearing the words got him in the zone.

Lol, women can be so ignorant.

I dunno...I'm assuming he wanted a handjob or a blowjob to kick things off? When I'm asked, it's not the same as when I just go for it. I don't believe she thought she could just hop on and take him for a ride. But hearing someone say, "I need you to excite me first" might've killed it for her. It would for me.

Love the double standards with women. Roles were reversed here they would be all "You deserve it for thinking she should do you whenever you want".

shit. that's a long tiime. but you suck. you lose.

man what a chump, your the man take control of the situation.

"Um, you need to get me in the mood." Isn't that something a woman says? Pull out your tampon and fuck that woman stupid.

lol 18. When my wife tells me she's horny, I'm almost DONE! Maybe it would help you be "in the mood" if your wife had a pair of balls instead. FYL, it must suck to be married to a horny chick when all you wanna do is smoke some pole.

I agree with these people! she probably just wanted you to grow a pair and take her. I know it turns me on, anyways