Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By UncleMonkey - 06/03/2015 06:18 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

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By JJAnd - 28/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 17:35 - Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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woainishamu 21

Sunday 23 November 2014 22:59

Bad grandpa strikes again!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:02

Open a window?

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woainishamu 21

Sunday 23 November 2014 22:59

Bad grandpa strikes again!

reno_911 5

Monday 24 November 2014 3:22

it sounds to me like this was premeditated almost as if grandpa knew what he was gonna do when he asked for that pen.

earljonez 22

Monday 24 November 2014 4:47

That was a church house creeper!!!

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 25 November 2014 8:05

That's what he wants you to do. You can't give in. YOU CAN'T GIVE IN!

Googolman 29

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:00

Next time don't give him the pen.

nevm 12

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:00

Looks like your in a pretty smelly situation

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:01

Your pun stinks.

nevm 12

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:05

Well payed

nevm 12

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:12

*played

Vegetarian27 24

Monday 24 November 2014 11:26

*you're

countryb_cth 38

Wednesday 26 November 2014 9:09

@60 I fail to see how "you are pun stinks" makes any sense

tantanpanda 26

Friday 28 November 2014 7:05

Genius, #60 was referring to the original comment.

ShitHappen_fml 15

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:02

Why would he do that?!

GirlGamer12345 22

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:22

Because he had to fart

aireeahna 23

Monday 24 November 2014 4:50

Most old people lose the ability to hold a fart in and it just falls out whether or not they wanted it to.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:02

Open a window?

hunteredmundson 17

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:55

That's gross

noobienick 19

Monday 24 November 2014 3:08

I fail to see how opening a window is gross.

tucansamTommyG 12

Monday 24 November 2014 9:41

The window could be covered in poop, you never know.

devildog562 33

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:03

Old people have that lingering smell. I dot know what it is but if you get in an Oldsmobile owned by elderly people, you'll understand.

DenverTyrrell 13

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:04

Wow that bad? I wouldn't lend him a pen next time :/ btw try get a couple air fresheners might help a little

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:33

You wouldn't lend him a pen anymore? You evil monster!

thinblue32 15

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:04

Old man farts. One of the worst. Lol

nietzche 8

Monday 24 November 2014 3:23

How does Ticky Martin take off his condom? He farts

miianah1 22

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:06

That really inter-fart-sting... No I'm not good with puns.

rivaraven 35

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:23

That is not even close?

RoboCunnilingus 23

Monday 24 November 2014 1:02

That was a train wreck, my friend.

miianah1 22

Monday 24 November 2014 6:26

Yes it was, 33 xD

Enslaved 36

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:06

Light some candles.

devildog562 33

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:11

What if the grandpa has flatulence next to the candle. It'll be like a nasty smelling flamethrower.

jbombdighetty 11

Monday 24 November 2014 1:39

who doesn't like the smell of lavender mixed with fart?

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