By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
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reno_911 5

it sounds to me like this was premeditated almost as if grandpa knew what he was gonna do when he asked for that pen.

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incoherentrmblr 21

That's what he wants you to do. You can't give in. YOU CAN'T GIVE IN!

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aireeahna 23

Most old people lose the ability to hold a fart in and it just falls out whether or not they wanted it to.

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devildog562 33

Old people have that lingering smell. I dot know what it is but if you get in an Oldsmobile owned by elderly people, you'll understand.

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DenverTyrrell 13

Wow that bad? I wouldn't lend him a pen next time :/ btw try get a couple air fresheners might help a little

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MrSassypants 32

You wouldn't lend him a pen anymore? You evil monster!

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nietzche 8

How does Ticky Martin take off his condom? He farts

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devildog562 33

What if the grandpa has flatulence next to the candle. It'll be like a nasty smelling flamethrower.

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jbombdighetty 11

who doesn't like the smell of lavender mixed with fart?

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