Health: Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe...

By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:11

Gross. Sick stomachs don't like noodles. Bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast is your best bet for eats. Sorry you're sick, OP. I feel your pain. 2 weeks lying in bed for me. Not really an FML but, it still sucks a little bit. Get well now. :}

evil_bunny 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:13

dude do you not chew your food?

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allysonnn 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:42

ewww that sucks the only thing that has ever came out of my nose was milk :S

doze765 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:43

no one cares about me

Kibeth 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:44

that sucks, ramen is not the best way for queasy stomachs though

latinaaagal 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:01

one time rice and mushroom came out of my sisters nose hahaha

awsome_100 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:08

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW noodles came out of ur nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now thats just WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

tonyoffice12 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:13

bullshit and u chose ramen to soothe things up, thats where u went, there good but that cheap shit will soothe things up as much as they would serve to patch leak in a pipe

too_much_fun 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:23

I bet they did smell great. By the way, this should be on MLIA, not FML.

ragsy 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:27

Next time try Pepto, not ramen.

NGM_47 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:29

Gross!! That happened to me once, but with Advil liquid gels....and I can assure you, the liquid inside those capsules will burn like hell when it comes out through your nose! XD FYL.