Food and Health: Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles...

By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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gobiteme2 34

Monday 15 February 2016 23:51

at least when you throw up you will get it all out of your system at one time. hope you feel better soon OP.

Welshite 39

Monday 15 February 2016 23:56

You would know, Diarrhea_Volcano.

Comments

mineller 24

Monday 15 February 2016 23:50

Hope you feel better soon, OP!

whos_ur_daddy1 19

Tuesday 16 February 2016 0:19

Can't trust that gas station sushi

photographer49 22

Tuesday 16 February 2016 2:40

I'm wondering why OP thought it was a good idea trying a new Chinese restaurant while being sick. On a good day Chinese food can mess with your stomach. Hope OP feels better though.

ifeelyourpainop 14

Monday 15 February 2016 23:51

I'm so sorry OP, the best thing to do would be to take NyQuil and just sleep. I mean that always works for me, maybe it'll work for you?

Gearhead789 6

Tuesday 16 February 2016 6:00

Nyquil with food poisoning? U know you crap and hurl with it right? I wouldnt want to wake up to crapping on myself but thats just me.

gobiteme2 34

Monday 15 February 2016 23:51

at least when you throw up you will get it all out of your system at one time. hope you feel better soon OP.

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Monday 15 February 2016 23:51

You must not eat at Chinese restaurants a lot if you didn't expect food poisoning

Welshite 39

Monday 15 February 2016 23:56

You would know, Diarrhea_Volcano.

Smoogy_fml 17

Monday 15 February 2016 23:57

Haha well played #6

teentee401 36

Tuesday 16 February 2016 1:35

I can't say I've ever gotten food poisoning from a Chinese restaurant

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Tuesday 16 February 2016 2:57

My parents frequently eat at Chinese restaurants and have never gotten food poisoning.

Zarcissa 34

Tuesday 16 February 2016 7:12

I've eaten at a Chinese restaurant a few times and no food poisoning. Maybe one should check online before ordering to see reviews of the place :)

Bawsack 18

Tuesday 16 February 2016 10:51

I don't know the types of places you eat at, but I've certainly never got food poisoning from chinese food. Those places get shut down pretty damn quick.