Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
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Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
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Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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clockworkrainbow 3
Gross. Sick stomachs don't like noodles. Bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast is your best bet for eats. Sorry you're sick, OP. I feel your pain. 2 weeks lying in bed for me. Not really an FML but, it still sucks a little bit. Get well now. :}
evil_bunny 0
dude do you not chew your food?
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Comments (98)
martin8337 36
Chew your food, don't inhale it.
raeepressley 12
You chose ramen to soothe an upset stomach? That's a new one.
hannah_cheers 30
One time, I accidentally threw up out of my nose.
DaeHu 7
Hold your nose the next time you puke. It helps a lot.