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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 20:12 - United States

Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML

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By Aric - 08/10/2020 05:01

Today, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours early because I was expecting it to be busy. The line was long but I had plenty of time, until a woman complained about a fee for checked bags. I was next in line, and still managed to miss my flight because the woman caused such a big scene. FML

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Flying Karens

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 18:00

Today, I had to deal with a grown-ass woman having a tantrum at me because the plane, which she was over an hour late for, dared to set off without her. Yes, DARED TO, as though she thought she was so special that it was reasonable for a plane with hundreds of passengers to wait just for her. FML

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Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 00:13 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML

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Run run run

By mad flyer - 21/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, after my first flight landed late, I burned out my lungs sprinting full speed for 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next to where I had originally pulled up to. FML

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You deserved it 3 799

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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You deserved it 2 738

By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 19:09 - United States - Tampa

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

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Girls just wanna go home

By budadepressed - 18/07/2016 21:22 - United States - Burnsville

Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML

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I just work here, lady

By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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Andatop 16

Monday 29 December 2014 0:08

what a plane in the ass.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 29 December 2014 0:13

"It's not my fault you're a ******* idiot, ma'am." How I would love to be able to speak my mind to some certain individuals! ;)

Comments

badluckalex 23

Monday 29 December 2014 0:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

adamzki1999 16

Monday 29 December 2014 0:13

Your humor is terrible

adrian1910 15

Monday 29 December 2014 0:42

Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

Frenchtony 17

Monday 29 December 2014 0:07

First* at the gate

QueefBucket 12

Monday 29 December 2014 0:07

People are so lazy nowadays

Exodiafinder687 58

Monday 29 December 2014 0:25

Hey! I'm not lazy. I'm just.....uh....I'm just.......never mind. I'm too tired to come up with an excuse. I don't even have the energy to finish this sen

Mf2307 15

Monday 29 December 2014 16:09

they deff are

blazingshot147 19

Monday 29 December 2014 19:54

And we wonder why this generation has a sense of entitlement... Welcome to America folks, the land where the customer service agents have to deal with the worst.

MrNiceGuy569 18

Friday 17 July 2015 8:44

Any things a ***** if you're brave enough

Andatop 16

Monday 29 December 2014 0:08

what a plane in the ass.

brasiliano 16

Monday 29 December 2014 0:10

I see what you did air

GodPart2 20

Monday 29 December 2014 0:11

More like - what an ass in the plane

Nilorak 24

Monday 29 December 2014 0:24

No.

MrSassypants 33

Monday 29 December 2014 0:27

A plane in the ass would be a pain in the ass though.

brasiliano 16

Monday 29 December 2014 0:48

Things like this can runway your day. OK that was bad

quickit 24

Monday 29 December 2014 0:57

#19 That pun will send you crashing down into the negatives.

thief1434 23

Monday 29 December 2014 2:59

Geez, these comments really crashed and burned.

grimpeeper 13

Monday 29 December 2014 4:25

These puns are tearing my air out That was horrible.

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Monday 29 December 2014 5:23

#6 nah her ass isn't even going to make it on the plane.

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 29 December 2014 10:00

haaa!!

thief1434 23

Tuesday 30 December 2014 3:00

Not with that attitude she won't!

Celestial_Dreams 15

Thursday 1 January 2015 5:18

Not with that altitude she won't.

samantha236le 17

Monday 29 December 2014 0:11

Messing with people's lives? Wow, laziness is so high..

MrSassypants 33

Monday 29 December 2014 0:28

She's probably watched the butterfly effect way too many times if she thinks walking 10 feet will mess with her life.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 29 December 2014 0:13

"It's not my fault you're a ******* idiot, ma'am." How I would love to be able to speak my mind to some certain individuals! ;)

dude_itskayley 17

Monday 29 December 2014 0:16

Didn't realize 10 feet of walking could be classified as a crime. Some people just need to take a moment to rethink what they are going to say because this was a very unnecessary comment said to you!

Nymeria_fml 25

Monday 29 December 2014 0:18

Well, OP, she could have done something more productive with the time it took her to walk those 10 feet, so you should be ashamed. She could have saved the world, found a cure for cancer or redone the last 3 seasons of Lost so they wouldn't have sucked as much.

MrSassypants 33

Monday 29 December 2014 0:30

The time it would have taken for her to walk 10 feet is equally proportional to the time the writers of Lost spent on the script for the last couple of seasons.

ELoni_fml 25

Monday 29 December 2014 0:27

Is it weird that I just assumed the screaming lady was overweight?

tranced_ 45

Monday 29 December 2014 7:48

don't be so judgemental

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 29 December 2014 17:37

Yeah. Maybe she's just a bitch

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Monday 29 December 2014 19:56

I imagined an extremely snobby gucci prada yada yada wearing rich bitch who has the world on a silver plate. I mean you have to be pretty ******* shelterd to flip put at this.