Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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clockworkrainbow 3
Gross. Sick stomachs don't like noodles. Bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast is your best bet for eats. Sorry you're sick, OP. I feel your pain. 2 weeks lying in bed for me. Not really an FML but, it still sucks a little bit. Get well now. :}
evil_bunny 0
dude do you not chew your food?
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rub_a_dub_dub 0
... What the hell made you think ramen would help an upset stomach? D:
blastvortex 4
Actually, ramen can work for that, especially the chicken-flavoured variety. It doesn't sound your stomach agreed though. I have only one food suggestion for you - keep your soda crackers well stocked. If nothing else, unsalted soda crackers are a commonly held good measure against an upset stomach. Having some antacids (Pepto, Rolaids, Alka-Seltzer, etc.) nearby isn't a bad idea either. Do be careful with Alka-Seltzer though, as it contains a small amount of aspirin in it.
Ellowise_fml 0
Chew your food ;)
dalsegno 0
That happened to me once except with lima beans.
leksileks 0
oh that hpnd to me. postop meds made me nauseous and puke and once after eating ramen i was throwing up noodles and felt like i was literally puking my guts out
jook_fml 0
This happened to me once, except I threw up because I had been drinking. ******* whiskey.
Witchcraft_fml 5
I once ate a burger and chips (fries) after I'd been drinking. It didn't stay down for long. Needless to say, ground-up chips do not feel great coming out, especially when little vomit-soaked chunks of potato get stuck in your throat. Nor do they taste as good as they did before.
beachgirl332 0
Didn't need to know that.
thematt_fml 0
this is surprising since ramen noodles are widely known as the world wide cure for anything.
thebamf 0
Same thing happened to me. Hahaha.
tdizzles 0
at least it wasnt ham. that smells really bad... and kind of hurts. i dont eat ham anymore.