By TheSublime - 21/10/2009 13:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML
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Maxine17 8
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I have a cactus, but it's pathetic.It hasn't grown EVER and it's spines don't hurt. I'm sure if it had been MY cactus, you would have been fine :)

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iKaite 0
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OUCHY. :)

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iKaite 0
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OUCHY. :)

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

nice car

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miamiFTW_ 0

lmfao. my dream car

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mplsmech 0
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You put a cactus on the same shelf as "expensive vases and collectables"? WTF I thought you said you were redecorating. Not makin stuff uglier. I'm sure Christie's Auction House will send you a card to mourn your extensive loss of fine art and collectables. YDI

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danaisamazing 0
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#2, you are so stupid. It isn't even her house, it was her friends. And I don't think you deserve getting hit with a cactus because of 'poor' decorating skills.

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Maxine17 8
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I have a cactus, but it's pathetic.It hasn't grown EVER and it's spines don't hurt. I'm sure if it had been MY cactus, you would have been fine :)

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Chuck1993 0
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hahaha! Epic xD

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AcesAndEights 0
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I used to have a cactus.. twas pretty cool. but its spines didnt hurt either

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iKaite 0
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Cactus wut? Like... coolant?

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Intoxicunt 5
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Lol at these comments. He was just pronouncing "cactus cola" in the Southern way. ;D

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AdviceDog 0
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SMASH VASES . ._ ,:' ./ __....._ / ./ / . ,-.._.' | / 6 . ___ .| 6 . . . . . . .4 .| . . . .. . . ./ ._ .. .---- ' .(_'---'`) ./ `'---`() COLLECT RUPEES

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kittykat1501 31

What???

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Person1233 12
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Did the cactus have 200 poisonous spiders in it? That would have been awesome.

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reachreach 1
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I hate shpoiders

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Crapsickle 0
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at least you have good reflexes

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slack3r9 0
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good reflexes, terrible instincts, haha

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Mx_Rider 6

haha number 13 did u get that from urban legends the cactus with all the crazy ass spiders lol go cactus cooler goooo :B

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Oz_Alice 0
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Haha, ouch? xD

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