Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML
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iKaite
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OUCHY. :)
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rawrkittehpwnage
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nice car
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miamiFTW_
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lmfao.
my dream car
my dream car
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mplsmech
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You put a cactus on the same shelf as "expensive vases and collectables"? WTF I thought you said you were redecorating. Not makin stuff uglier. I'm sure Christie's Auction House will send you a card to mourn your extensive loss of fine art and collectables. YDI
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danaisamazing
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#2, you are so stupid. It isn't even her house, it was her friends. And I don't think you deserve getting hit with a cactus because of 'poor' decorating skills.
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Maxine17
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I have a cactus, but it's pathetic.It hasn't grown EVER and it's spines don't hurt.
I'm sure if it had been MY cactus, you would have been fine :)
I'm sure if it had been MY cactus, you would have been fine :)
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Chuck1993
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hahaha! Epic xD
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AcesAndEights
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I used to have a cactus.. twas pretty cool. but its spines didnt hurt either
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iKaite
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Cactus wut? Like... coolant?
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Intoxicunt
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Lol at these comments.
He was just pronouncing "cactus cola" in the Southern way. ;D
He was just pronouncing "cactus cola" in the Southern way. ;D
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AdviceDog
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SMASH VASES
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| / 6 . ___
.| 6 . . . . . . .4
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./ `'---`()
COLLECT RUPEES
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,:' ./ __....._
/ ./ / . ,-.._.'
| / 6 . ___
.| 6 . . . . . . .4
.| . . . .. . . ./
._ .. .---- '
.(_'---'`)
./ `'---`()
COLLECT RUPEES
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kittykat1501
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What???
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Person1233
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Did the cactus have 200 poisonous spiders in it? That would have been awesome.
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reachreach
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I hate shpoiders
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Crapsickle
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at least you have good reflexes
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slack3r9
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good reflexes, terrible instincts, haha
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Mx_Rider
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haha number 13 did u get that from urban legends the cactus with all the crazy ass spiders lol
go cactus cooler goooo :B
go cactus cooler goooo :B
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Oz_Alice
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Haha, ouch? xD
I'm sure if it had been MY cactus, you would have been fine :)