By TheSublime - 21/10/2009 13:54 - United Kingdom
Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML
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By  mplsmech  |  0

You put a cactus on the same shelf as "expensive vases and collectables"? WTF I thought you said you were redecorating. Not makin stuff uglier. I'm sure Christie's Auction House will send you a card to mourn your extensive loss of fine art and collectables. YDI

By  AdviceDog  |  0

SMASH VASES
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,:' ./ __....._
/ ./ / . ,-.._.'
| / 6 . ___
.| 6 . . . . . . .4
.| . . . .. . . ./
._ .. .---- '
.(_'---'`)
./ `'---`()
COLLECT RUPEES