Nepotism

By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 10:00

Today, my son is failing his college classes because he thinks he’s going to inherit the family business. It's a garden centre owned by my older sister; I'm just an employee, it will be inherited by my niece. My son actually thought only eldest sons inherited family property. God I raised an idiot. FML
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Plop 17

Wait.... How???!? Did you raise that clusterfuck of a human being in the middle ages? Are you some sort of time-traveler? And how did he make into college in the first place with what's obviously room-temperature IQ?

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RichardPencil 30

Wait, the right of primogeniture is gone? ****!!! Don't tell my little brother and sister! They've been so nice to me in hopes of getting crumbs from my inevitable inheritance. The less they know, the better!

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Plop 17

Wait.... How???!? Did you raise that clusterfuck of a human being in the middle ages? Are you some sort of time-traveler? And how did he make into college in the first place with what's obviously room-temperature IQ?

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Charlie Given 26

Sounds like your son may have some misogyny issues.

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RichardPencil 30

Wait, the right of primogeniture is gone? ****!!! Don't tell my little brother and sister! They've been so nice to me in hopes of getting crumbs from my inevitable inheritance. The less they know, the better!

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Jon Tessler 14

well at least your last sentence is truthful. YDI

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JackWood 20

We can't put this into perspective without knowing your level of education? Did you finish HS?

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JasonThorn 19

Another "blood is thicker than water" idiot who doesn't realize the FULL saying is, "The blood of the covenant is thick than the water of the womb," meaning agreements made carry more weight than bloodlines.

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