Wait.... How???!? Did you raise that clusterfuck of a human being in the middle ages? Are you some sort of time-traveler? And how did he make into college in the first place with what's obviously room-temperature IQ?

Time to give him a wake up call.

Sounds like your son may have some misogyny issues.

Wait, the right of primogeniture is gone? Fuck!!! Don't tell my little brother and sister! They've been so nice to me in hopes of getting crumbs from my inevitable inheritance. The less they know, the better!

well at least your last sentence is truthful. YDI

We can't put this into perspective without knowing your level of education? Did you finish HS?

Another "blood is thicker than water" idiot who doesn't realize the FULL saying is, "The blood of the covenant is thick than the water of the womb," meaning agreements made carry more weight than bloodlines.