Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a company director. I had a hard on. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I sat down to discuss wanting a promotion and ended up getting so nervous that I broke down crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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Top comments
revcanon 0
eh...you are probably the only person in the world that knew
babybubz 0
*boing*
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Comments (88)
cam007_fml 0
No one asks about another dude's boner. "Hey Steve, is that your dick?" "Nope Mr. Boss that's my phone." On the other hand, way to 'stiff' it to the man.
mkymonkey 0
awesome!!! I lol'ed
cupcake555 2
cue the sexy secretary to rip open her shirt, crawl across the table and have sex with OP on the table.
AKING 3
1st day at work ...and ur thinking of banging the secretary....cool
trottsky4 0
damn you have no dick control , what so ever
TerraDiablo 0
narbs haha
claiiire_fml 17
You could have said you were happy to be there.
claiiire_fml 17
78- you're too young to be on this site. get off.
stabbed1ntheback 0
It's the pattern on the fabric... It's very complimentary to the... Crotchial region.
writergirl23 19
They're idiots for noticing.