Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called... - FML

By GavinHosler - 29/01/2009 21:44 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad, which is one of my roommate's names, when I came. Now her and her friends think I'm gay, and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

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MissMoonshine 0

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:03

Why do so many men think they are exactly what every gay guy dreams of? PULEASE. Get over yourselves and relax your sphincter. You ain't all that, yo.

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Thursday 12 March 2009 1:08

If your not gay then why did you say Brad's name when you came? I'd think you were gay too! lol

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MissMoonshine 0

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:03

Why do so many men think they are exactly what every gay guy dreams of? PULEASE. Get over yourselves and relax your sphincter. You ain't all that, yo.

TheBananaTheif 0

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Monday 15 November 2010 6:16

Unless they really are. Many a gay guy has hit on me.

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Friday 4 March 2011 8:40

Yeah my best friend gets checked out by gay guys and its hilarious haha.

Spreed 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:46

WTF how do you do that?

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:53

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Bruno_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 5:27

Ahahahahahah, HAHAHAHA, ahahahah that is so funny, hahahaha

ChristopherAdam 0

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Friday 6 March 2009 6:16

dude thats so F***** up, sorry to hear

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Monday 9 March 2009 9:19

Good thing your roommates a guy or you'd have been in big trouble with the misses.

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Thursday 12 March 2009 1:08

If your not gay then why did you say Brad's name when you came? I'd think you were gay too! lol

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 7:45

I'm pretty sure you just can't admit it to yourself...ever heard of something called a "sub-conscious" ?

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Sunday 25 November 2012 10:02

There's no such thing. It's actually called the unconscious.

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:34

LOL nice.

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Thursday 19 March 2009 5:06

dude.... wtf come on man

TheAngelEvol 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:01

well think of it this way, man. at least now you have a single room, right?

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