By methane overload - United States
Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML
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  HelloSirs  |  14

This is why I eat Taco Bell, nothing welcomes final exams better than everyone sitting there in discomfort as the methane cloud seeps its way into their olfactory bulbs.

  oj101  |  33

I don't eat fast foods at all anymore. No, I'm not some Yoga, hippie, nature loving guru or anything like that - but I'm now educated enough to know what goes into it, and my stomach always hurts after I've eaten McDonalds or KFC anyways. Google 'pink slime'. It's basically the grounded remants of the animal (intestines, tissue etc) mixed in with tons of chemicals.

  Sputnikspak  |  13

I don't eat at Taco Bell because I don't have a passport yet, and therefore can't enter the States anymore (we *technically* have a Taco Bell in Montreal, but by all accounts, it's even worse than the ones in the States, so I've never even been inside it), but besides that, I wouldn't, because last time we did, my boyfriend essentially dutch-ovened me while we were both asleep at the hotel. It was so bad it WOKE ME UP. I had to go and lie on the bathroom floor for almost an hour before I felt well enough to go back to bed.

Nothing you are supposed to put in your body should make anything that comes out of your ass smell THAT bad. My gag reflex is kicking in at the memory. Guh.

  LuckBeNimble  |  19

while I respect everyone's opinions (and rarely frequent Taco Bell myself) you're all joking right? I've never had such an adverse reaction from Taco Bell. I mean, it's pretty bottom of the barrel quality-wise, but you guys are exaggerating, right? D:

  CharresBarkrey  |  15

87 - Most people have a worse reaction to Taco Bell-like food than what has been expressed. If you digest it without problems, it's most likely because your body and system is used to that type of food.