Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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Top comments
Meshidaru_fml 7
Tell him it's for the other you.
DocBastard 40
"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.
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Comments (76)
strangeite 4
Nothing wrong with having a therapist. If he stays away from you because of that he probably wasn't worth your time
lazy_girl 12
If I ruled the world, I'd make everyone attend mandatory therapy; it's really nice to sit and talk with someone who has a professional and objective point of view on all your life's problems :) I'd recommend it to anyone, too bad it's just so damn expensive!
SoultheWolf 19
I seriously don't get why you can have a crush on someone if you haven't even spoken to them before...
ouibijou 15
Who cares?
sux4u121 10
61, a gynecologist card would have been far better than this, going to the gynecologist is a good thing that all healthy women do.
bwinski 19
Perfect reference to another post!
Special_Psycho 8
Hey, maybe the guy was being nice to you. Nice guys do exist still; just ask my girlfriend! ^_^
The_Mr_Troll 14
Am I the only one who sees that as he was looking out for you and thought that card might be important? If he thought you were crazy I don't think he would've asked for your number...
ashieee143 18
If it doesn't have your name tell him you drove a family member to their appointment then you'll seem nice