Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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Top comments
Meshidaru_fml 7
Tell him it's for the other you.
DocBastard 40
"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.
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Comments (76)
sweetbliss3 37
Who cares. I think everyone needs therapy for something sometime in their life.
HeartOfLead 24
You could have given him worse things. But something tells me that the other you wanted to sabotage your chances of picking him up.
little_one 20
Is it just me or maybe he just saw it was a card for a doctor not necessarily a therapist. Plus if that did bother him, he isn't worth your time.
marquellauhrig 10
Aww :( that sucks !! I already have my crushes number ;)
Satoaoi 13
well so what lots of people do therapy. if he shallow about it find a new crush. a more sensitive crush.
xxjohippiexx 8
I bet that was awkward..
misspennycakes 7
How does someone had a crush that they have never talked to ?
daybid 7
It could have been worse... Like a gynecologist maybe??
finnrambo 13
61- not at all, she gave him the card implying he was a nutcase
FML_TJ 21
One time a girl gave me her number, at a stoplight, on a planned parenthood card.