Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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Meshidaru_fml 7
Tell him it's for the other you.
DocBastard 40
"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.
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Comments (76)
Dcm210 19
Was he still interested?
hryffff 11
That sucks but next time check the paper
GalaxyAway 7
It's not like he's not gonna wanna hang out with you because you're in therapy.
Morgan_Loves_You 5
lol happend to me too x)
doritowhore 9
"Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time" How could he be your crush if you'd never spoken to him? Unless you base "crushes" solely on appearance...
BigSexy123 11
She could go to the same school/same workplace as him, and pick up on his mannerisms from the conversations he's had with other people around her. It's called critical thinking, genius - you might want to try it sometime.
doritowhore 9
Well, if that's all it takes for some people to have a crush on someone, then great. But not everyone is capable of that just by picking up on mannerisms. I should have assumed a view from all perspectives. I apologize.
evilplatypus 39
My mother has never met Richard Gere, but she has a crush on him (and not just on his looks, either).
CrookedCook 14
what is it about a crush you don't understand? it's not like it was soulmates.
pacmanman 15
Nothing wrong with seeing a therapist. it's someone to vent to to help you decompress. Hopefully he feels the same way.
KiddNYC1O 22
He's not necessarily seeing it as a bad thing. Did you play it cool and handed him a diffent piece of paper?
BrotherTheo 31
I am of the humble opinion that *everyone* should see a therapist, at least occasionally, for a 'check up'. Everyone. It has also been my experience that those who feel they don't need it the most are the ones who in fact DO need it the most..... But that's just me.
jem970 19
I believe that to. Everyone can use an unbiased opinion or someone to lend a sympathetic ear. Everyone experiances stress so everyone should consider it when everything piles up on you. Its healthier to let it all out.
jem970 19
Its ok a lot of perfectly normal people go to therapy to help themselves through a difficult time in their life or they need the unbiased opinion of a stranger over a family memeber or friend. Dont fret OP.
hullingergr 7
Who the hell writes there number on paper? Just put the number into his phone.