Work: Today, I recieved a failing grade on my huge end-of-term project....

By centaursTesticle - United States

Today, I recieved a failing grade on my huge end-of-term project. My group members forgot to put my name on it. FML

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centaursTesticle tells us more :

Hey everyone, this is my FML! #15 got it closest... I've been working on this project for about 3 weeks with my group members, and I have definitely done my fair share of the work in that time. All of us met up the night before it was due to type it all up, put it together and double check everything, but I had to leave that meeting much earlier than everyone else. Hence, they forgot to put my name on it :/ Thanks, guys.... I contacted my professor as soon as I saw the grade, and my group backed me up and admitted that they made a mistake. I was SUPER scared and pissed off but it got resolved! We got an A-! :D

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Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - London

Outdoorsy

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cockblocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 1/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Stuck on amber

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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By SierraCheyenne - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I'm in my mid-twenties and just learned that I still start crying in confusing situations. I found this out by getting the wrong train in a foreign country, and then having the conductor come and tell me my ticket was only valid for the other direction. FML

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Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

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Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML

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Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/3/2020 12:00

Give Out But Don't Give Up

Today, my wife told me that I was a 5 on the scale of how well I flirted and romanced her, and that the guy before me was a 9. This was at the kitchen table in front of our kids. They thought it was hilarious, and told me I shouldn’t bother anymore. FML

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Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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Nice

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Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

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Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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Today, at work, whilst on hold to an important client, I said to my co-workers "F*cking hell, this woman sounds high as a kite". I heard a cough on the other end of the phone. All calls are recorded. FML

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Today, I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML

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Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML

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Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Watchung

Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML

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Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML

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By Kiernan151 | 25

#6608915 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:57

Why didn't you put your name on? If it was that large of a grade then I would have double and triple checked that my name was on it.

By centaursTesticle | 19

#6608987 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:15

Hey everyone, this is my FML!

#15 got it closest... I've been working on this project for about 3 weeks with my group members, and I have definitely done my fair share of the work in that time.

All of us met up the night before it was due to type it all up, put it together and double check everything, but I had to leave that meeting much earlier than everyone else. Hence, they forgot to put my name on it :/ Thanks, guys....

I contacted my professor as soon as I saw the grade, and my group backed me up and admitted that they made a mistake. I was SUPER scared and pissed off but it got resolved! We got an A-! :D

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By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6608913 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:56

Sucks OP! Sorry..

By Kiernan151 | 25

#6608915 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:57

Why didn't you put your name on? If it was that large of a grade then I would have double and triple checked that my name was on it.

By lat1404 | 16

#6608916 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:57

Maybe you should have put your name on it? Sounds like you left important details for the rest of the group to complete. Group works about all working together

ThatHorse | 15

#6608955 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:31

Or maybe the OP did and they other group members took it off.

tranced_ | 44

#6609001 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:27

This is why I have trust issues.. :(

By M3DO | 24

#6608919 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:59

It's your name, it's your responsibility

TheNewGuy03 | 28

#6609193 - Thursday 19 May 2016 0:08

OP simply needed to inform his/her group members to stop playing with his/her name, and to put some respek on it. That was the real issue.

By vikky538 | 28

#6608922 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:01

When you are in a team make sure your name is on the team till the end of it.

By Alup132 | 22

#6608928 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:05

It sounds like you expected your group to do all your work and then put your name on it.

By manuwish | 9

#6608930 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:08

how is it you didn't sign your part or contribution to the assignment? if you didnt actually write anything yourself and just played the muse giving everyone inputs and calling it a contribution than I can see why you got left out..

By feven | 32

#6608932 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:10

You didn't get a chance to see the final project before it was turned it? Maybe you should've taken responsibility for that.

By UserDoesNotExist | 12

#6608934 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:11

You should have made sure it was on it.

By rialbybba | 19

#6608966 - Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:46

"Forgot."