By animal45 - 07/11/2010 01:32 - China

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Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once, I tried to be more vocal to turn him on. After five minutes, he says, "Could you stop making animal noises, I feel like I’m fucking in a farmyard." FML
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thepeniswrinkler 14

Wait, were you moaning or mooing?

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AccountForStuffs 6

Rephrased: OP, you're not naturally vocal. You believed that bedroom vocalizations are a turn on for your boyfriend. So you put on a performance intended for his benefit. Would you say that's accurate? Thing is, non-natural vocalizing is the equivalent of faking it. Personally there's no bigger turn off than when a partner fakes it. The way he said "that's a turn off please just behave the way you do naturally because I so dig that" is a whole other story, cause dude was being a dick with that one. Have a chat with him about being respectfull during sexy times or kick his ass to the curb, unless you enjoy being denigrated.

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anarchy_dropzz 11

I guess that just isn't his cup of tea. Everyone is different :)

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kfchicken 31

I feel like there's a difference between being vocal and making animal sounds

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AccountForStuffs 6

Rephrased: OP, you're not naturally vocal. You believed that bedroom vocalizations are a turn on for your boyfriend. So you put on a performance intended for his benefit. Would you say that's accurate? Thing is, non-natural vocalizing is the equivalent of faking it. Personally there's no bigger turn off than when a partner fakes it. The way he said "that's a turn off please just behave the way you do naturally because I so dig that" is a whole other story, cause dude was being a dick with that one. Have a chat with him about being respectfull during sexy times or kick his ass to the curb, unless you enjoy being denigrated.

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Bearsmomma 30

Everyone is different in their likes/dislikes. My husband has requested noise ("can't you at least fake it") when I was being quiet and not really into it.

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KrDizzy 16

Lmfao! Reminds me of a time when an Austrian guy I was dating a few years ago, decided to speak German during an intimate time, to be sexy. I responded "Can you not, please." Lol

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RichardPencil 30

Once I was asked to talk dirty in bed. I panicked and said, "You piece of shit, I wanna fart all over your ****." She got up, put on flannel pajamas and we played parcheesi till the sun came up.

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OhPuhleeze 23

OMG!! Snot came out my nose as I read this and tried not to laugh...

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