Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
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pcakewafflebacon 0
at least you didn't pick your nose
Sun_Kissed18 25
Aren't we in a pickle now :)
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doggie3 0
nail polish remover. it works.
bittercup 0
You ought to have to remove a sticker that says, "Acetone can be used to remove product from skin - do not use water" to be able to open the bloody package of glue.
dacman48 0
gene pool needs a whole ass-load of chlorine
Angel91_fml 0
Superglue IS gene-pool chlorine :)
Sickly_Slick 4
"I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster." That's what she said.
Panther_fml 0
actually cold water doesn't make "it" harden.. XD
reidcamphor 0
no wonder you super glued yourself you're from West Virginia, the state full of hicks YDI, for being a ******* hillbilly.
mushythedstroyer 0
Only in West Virginia. And I can say that, because I live in West Virginia.
reidcamphor 0
THANK YOU!
batosai33 0
two forces remove superglue. shock and peel. so either hit your hands with a hammer or peel them apart.
boatkicker 5
A friend of mine got suspended for super gluing a penny and a nickle to her face once.
MommyofanAngel06 0
wtf who would super glue a nickel and a penny to their face
boatkicker 5
We were high school freshmen at the time. And bored. And i had superglue to fix my glasses while I waited for my new pair to be ready. And she's a bit nuts, and another of our friends dared her too. Stupid, yes. Funny, also yes.
_20jre 0
makes what harden faster? hmmm i wonder what gets harden.
your_face 15
Oh gee, you're sooo clever. Especially considering that joke's already been used.