By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 507
You deserved it 12 607

Same thing different taste


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First? That's great :) Would you like a cookie? On the topic, a cheap fix would be to use a little acetone to dissolve the superglue...

Yay, a Newbie! Welcome to FML! To start your tour, let me introduce you to Being Buried Deeper Than The Dead...because that's exactly what's going to happen to you for your completely redundant and Un-stimulating commentary. :p Thanks for playing, better luck next time!

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Epilogue: OP got wise and used some acetone to dissolve the superglue, freeing his foot from a smelly, sweaty prison.

Op was Not Afraid. He Loved The Way the glue makers lied about fast drying action. He showed them No Love when he punched then. That punch sent them Spacebound. That is the Aftermath, sending that company and ops foot to Recovery.

mif_fml 27

I may be stupid, but #51, I don't get what you're trying to say here.

This comment about made me die with laughter

When they talked about hearing the aftermath , 51 was referring to eminem....

MzZombicidal 36

51 started referencing some of Eminem's songs because #1 mentioned "Aftermath" (another Eminem song)

mif_fml 27

Now that makes sense. Thank you.

jazzy_123 20

hes probably the guy who wore open toe shoes to work and then reported his co-workwer saying she wanted to suck his toes after she asked him why he wore open toe shoes to work. He must have been too embarrassed to tell the truth so he posted it on FML. lol.

I'm picturing the glue seeped through the fabric of the socks! That stuff should always let dry overnight if possible, or am I paranoid? :)

I hope OP wasn't wearing socks, at least not cotton ones. Have you seen what super glue can do to cotton? That chemical reaction would be horrible.

The_Big_Boss 20

Quit being lazy and get some new shoes instead

If you superglue the sole of your shoe out of desperation, it's highly unlikely you are lazy. Insufficient funds seem to be the main culprit here.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Way to be a judgemental prick. Maybe OP can't afford new shoes.

The_Big_Boss 20

OP must be the only person on the planet that only has 1 pair of shoes..

Many people have a single pair of shoes; many people have none at all. If you want to assume and be an annoying and unsympathetic twit, go ahead. However, I've been in a similar situation of desperate financial straits so I can completely understand using a cheap shoe fix.

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The_Big_Boss, your ego might be big, but your mind is small. And so is your propensity to write constructive comments. Please be considerate from here on. Thank you.

#14 No he really isn't come out of your little bubble and see how bad the economy is or you can stay in it and keep putting your foot farther into your mouth.

Please try to put yourself in someone else's shoes.

StompinOnCrayons 15

You go ******* buy Op shoes and stop being lazy commenting such a close-minded comment.

4- you call yourself The Big Boss yet all of us here think of you as the The Big Douchebag.

#14 must be the only person on the planet who doesn't know some people can't afford a pair of shoes.

The shoes might be OP's favoritestestessss......errrrr, anyway, OP might just love those shoes and would rather repair them than throw them away. I had a pair of boots like that. It was a sad day when I had to admit that there was more duct tape than boot left.

Well I only have a 3 pairs of shoes but they're all for different occasions. One pair for work, one pair for casual wear and a pair of heels for more formal occasions. So maybe OP was in a rush or their money is tight.

Not all of us can afford new shoes on demand asshole

In this economy. Dude, not all of us can afford multiple pairs of shoes or even to buy new ones. Stop being an ignorant asshole.

Looks like you're in a sticky situation ! *ba dum tiss*

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I thought we all agreed on a pact to avoid these phrases...

This was the closest I've come to giving this comment a thumbs up in a long time.

I always wait a little long for that exact reason. That sucks!

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**** the emergency room, OP needs to be MEDEVACed out!

The Endoplasmic Reticulum? Smooth or rough?

Or OP can avoid that by pouring either 100% pure acetone or regular nail polish remover on the area.

Yeah #28, nail polish remover is just acetone and may help here

Oh I didn't know that o.o learn something new everyday ^-^