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By ThePidgeon - / Monday 19 October 2009 18:36 / United Kingdom
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  Starchild21  |  3

We all make spelling or sentence structure mistakes, including you. Grammer? I believe you mean "grammar" dumbass

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By  perdix  |  29

You should zip up if you insist on wearing a condom all day just to prevent screw-ups like this.

And unless you walk around all day with a boner, it's going to have a tendency to shift around a bit, and you never know where it's going to end up.

You should really keep it in its wrapper until usage for its designed purpose is imminent, which means, according to your friend, forever. It's not a funny rubber stocking cap for your penis, y'know.

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  Vaetrus  |  0

You're telling me you don't name all your condoms? Then how do you know who got to visit Allison and who got trashed in the motel with Melody?

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