Miscellaneous: Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also... - FML

By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

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By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML

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pcakewafflebacon 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:05

at least you didn't pick your nose

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:03

Aren't we in a pickle now :)

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Flamingmonkey923 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:46

You deserved it. Read the bottle, and use hot water, dumbass.

mauseum 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:06

Sounds like somebodys in a sticky situation :)

animerose08 6

Monday 19 October 2009 4:22

DUDE!!! had something happen like this to me. honestly, use nail polish remover. might take a while but when i used it, it came right off. try it next time you get sticky fingers ;p

coldplaylive2003 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:48

nail polish remover helps a lot I once got my fingers stuck together :)

Ninjaface 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:54

"Spilled?" "Found out?" You make it sound like it was an accident. Word on the street is, you like to glue your thumbs to your hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.

utopi3103 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:21

dumbass

couturefab 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:18

wtf if see the sticky situation joke one more time........

couturefab 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:20

how the **** can gluing your thumbs to your hands make you feel like a dinosaur?

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 19 October 2009 10:41

Warm water you cretin

Edumacated 0

Monday 19 October 2009 12:57

haha damn you beat me to it =D

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