Health, Injury and Halloween: Getting a head start on the Halloween look

Getting a head start on the Halloween look

By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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mfranks19891989 10

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Saturday 26 October 2019 22:51

Congratulations you must be so proud of yourself for breaking unbreakable glass.

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 26 October 2019 23:54

There is no such thing as an unbreakable glass as polycarbonate can break (although it takes a force 200 times stronger than the force to break a glass to do such). If it does shatter it is sharp though and there can be flaws which make it weaker.

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Saturday 26 October 2019 22:51

Congratulations you must be so proud of yourself for breaking unbreakable glass.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Saturday 26 October 2019 23:01

next time your friend might as well do it herself ... and don't you dare ask to be paid!

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 26 October 2019 23:54

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