Transportation: Today, I was out for a nice walk and saw a man being attacked...

By Helpy - 18/10/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, I was out for a nice walk and saw a man being attacked by a large crowd. Instinctively I ran to help him. I pushed one "thug" off him and that little time allowed him to escape. I later found out the man I saved had just keyed someone's car and they had intervened. Guess whose car. FML

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Monday 19 October 2009 2:30

This is the OP. 1.My car got keyed. 2. Sorry I still have morals and actually help people. I'm not afraid to stand for what I believe in. 3. Idk it was a spur of the moment descion. I thought by the time the police came he could be seriously injured.

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Broken heart

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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Nature hates me

By Anonymous - 19/10/2021 05:00

Today, we all know how terrible those long, silent farts can be, right? Especially when they’re coming from your expensive, self-inflating air mattress, and you’re just about the farthest distance from home on a bikepacking trip. FML

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Bouncing off the walls

By whyyyyyy - 21/05/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I'd always suspected my mother in law hated me. My suspicions were confirmed when I went to pick up my son from her house after work. She smiled smugly and let me know that he’d been asleep since noon. It’s after 5. He’s never going to get back to sleep now. FML

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By batman123 - 21/02/2009 02:42 - Canada

Today, a girl I really liked mentioned she's home alone and that she was really really lonely. She offered for me to come over and watch a few movies with her, and as I got prepared to leave she sent me a text saying " can you pick up my friend Spencer? " FML

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Thanks, great feedback everyone!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 23:01

Today, after years of not meeting my partner's family, along with the new arrival of our daughter, we decided to travel to meet them all and introduce our bundle of joy. Instead of the usual welcoming committee, all they could go on about was whether or not my daughter was his because of how fair toned she is. FML

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Encourage your kids, damn asshats!

By The bassist - 17/05/2021 04:01

Today, months after buying my first bass guitar and taking bass lessons using my own money, I realized that my parents refused to buy me an instrument, claiming that I sucked at it. What actually happened is that they didn't feel like paying for some "teenage bullshit." FML

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By ProudMother - 06/03/2013 18:04 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2010 23:16 - United States

Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

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First!

By karma - 28/01/2009 18:36 - Canada

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

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By ven980 - 01/06/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

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Bad Day for a Good Boy

By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By noluckwhatsoever - 06/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, after months of job hunting, I got a call back for a position. I was outside at the time and had no pen or paper available to write the address down. I told the guy to call me back in 5 minutes and he agreed. It's been 3 hours and still no call. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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That's… sexy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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My eyes! My eyes!

By bleach for my eyes please - 07/03/2021 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way that my sister has an OnlyFans. Not judging sex workers, I just really wish I’d know she goes by a stage name before I opened the clip. The things I’ve seen… FML

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By elizabeth - 29/11/2012 08:01 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By DIY560 - 24/02/2014 03:59 - United States - Ambler

Today, I was trying to study for a test when my brother and his friends decided to play the chant game, meaning one person yells something weird and everyone else has to say it back without laughing. All I heard for about two hours was them yelling things like, "DICK NIPPLES." FML

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By dusk - 05/01/2012 08:09 - United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, 'don't get naked in front of the TV.' FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my two sons were fighting. I had to shout, "Give me that pillow" - the object over which they were quarrelling - and put them into two separate rooms. My sons are 12 and 15. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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Which is worse

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 19:01 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I found out that my best friend of 25 years, who doesn't believe that her boyfriend raped me, unfriended me on Nintendo Switch online. FML

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By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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By kylie - 25/12/2018 00:00

Today, I’m trying to be healthy. My friends suggested I keep junk food out of the house so I don’t crave it. Yeah, that didn’t work. My car wouldn’t start so I actually made the four-mile walk to the nearest grocery store to get junk food. FML

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By SHRINKY - 23/12/2016 14:31

Today, we were looking forward to spending x-mas eve with our best friends of 13 years before moving across the country where we know no one. That was the plan. The stomach flu virus has a different plan. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2012 04:00 - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

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By gunnar - 20/09/2018 17:30

Today, my family and I went to Olive Garden. Due to my autism, I sometimes have a nervous tic, which presented itself while I was looking at the menu. I would have appreciated it if my mom hadn't then screamed at me to stop in front of the entire restaurant. FML

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By inseriouspain - 22/08/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

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Dumdum moment

By Shawn Kotris - 25/04/2021 21:30

Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML

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Kids are hard work

By Gemma - 07/02/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my boyfriend is only nice to my son to make me happy. Turns out he hates children and will only do the minimum interaction with my 4-year-old son he can get away with, until he can fabricate an excuse to leave the room. FML

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By okay17 - 29/12/2014 05:00 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. I hadn't even gotten her name yet, because the first thing she said to me instead was that she wanted to hang her confederate flag on the wall. I'm black. FML

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:05

Well its not your fault, you were only trying to help. The irony does suck though :/

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:42

some people who comment on these fmls are complete morons...

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:05

Well its not your fault, you were only trying to help. The irony does suck though :/

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Monday 19 October 2009 5:34

well, look at it this way, if the mob is made out of bad people, you and the guy are going to be beat up, if the mob is vigilantes, this kind of thing happens. the moral of the story is dont mess with the mob

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Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:07

Ydi for not following the crowd

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:34

never follow the crowd

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Thursday 21 February 2013 2:50

Anyone else think of Spider-Man?

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:05

awe that sucks. :( you couldn't even like ask what was going on beforehand. thats what we get for being nice people.

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Wednesday 28 April 2010 1:51

u r ugly get a life

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Sunday 4 July 2010 6:25

I wud like to know how you know if or if not this lady has a life

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Wednesday 28 July 2010 21:26

especially from someone named "fattypie"

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Tuesday 19 October 2010 6:50

and she's hot

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Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:24

she looks ok to me if she needs a life for commenting on fml then you should get a life too I hate hypocrisy, did you know the guy op? if it was random then even bigger fml

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:07

I'd say YDI for not properly assessing the scene, but I guess to be a hero means acting fast. Technically you did the right thing anyway, that fight could have escalated and someone could have ended up really hurt over a stupid car.

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:09

Ha... wait whose car did they key???

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:09

Obviously his car! Dude, that sucks ass!

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:24

But he was out for a walk! His car wasn't there! So did he save a guy who keyed the "thug"s car?

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:34

I wanna know why a mob attacked a guy for keying a car.

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:50

why wouldn't you? keying a car is really mean and disrespectful, and anyone who does it deserves to have the shit beat out of them

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Monday 19 October 2009 1:19

Ur a idiot u can drive somewhere then go for a walk

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Monday 19 October 2009 4:38

or maybe he just went for a walk around his neighborhood so he could've been close to his place.

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Monday 19 October 2009 8:38

keying a car doesnt sound much but any idea how much fixing the damage of that car is? it means your car needs to be repainted on one side. Where i live that will on average cost about a 1000 Dollars if you want to have it done right. And sometimes you can still see a collor difference between old and new paint. Ruining the sale value of the car permantly. And with most insurance companies i know you have to be able to proof someone else did it and that you didnt scratch your own car.

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Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:32

Funny how you correct someone's misused article, yet yourself confuse "then" and "than". Is it just me or when one is trying to be a pedant and corrects someone's grammar errors, that person makes a mistake themselves? :)

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Friday 23 October 2009 14:00

#74, This perhaps should be "errors of grammar" or "grammatical errors". I preferred to think that it was more likely to have been a syntactical error, or an error in choice of word.

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:18

#71 fuck you I type on a iPod it autocorrects sorry grammer Nazi everyone watch out the grammer Nazi is in town. U sir are a bafoon

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:20

#71 fuck you I type on a iPod it autocorrects sorry grammer Nazi everyone watch out the grammer Nazi is in town. U sir are a bafoon

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:09

... Wow. That just SUCKS. Is today "Everybody Be a Good Person" Day? Because there's that lot, you, and the chick in the handicap FML...

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:12

You deserved it man ... You didnt know what the fight was about, you should have stayed out, maybe even called the police. You dont start randomly picking sides without any knowledge whatsoever.

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:16

Wow, what luck. Sorry bro...

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:28

You should know what it is your fighting for before jumping in. In this case the better thing for you would've been to join in on the beating.

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Sunday 18 October 2009 23:30

The man who keyed OP's car is probably a prophet. He wrote: "My victim will inevitably aid me in fighting the crowd of accusers." OP should have that man write a book!