Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
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Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
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pcakewafflebacon 0
at least you didn't pick your nose
Sun_Kissed18 25
Aren't we in a pickle now :)
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Comments (82)
Panther_fml 0
Isn't super glue like a thick paste?? How the heck do you spill half a bottle??? You should have had enough time to react!!!
boatkicker 5
Superglue is runny like water.
tmanapoo 0
Must be hard to text.
dramatic11 0
I think it's fun to peel it off your hands. Brings back childhood memories. Although I never used THAT much, lol
Solstice0100 0
Superglue does react with water to make it harden. Don't do that again.
osnd 0
I wish that was my only worry in life.
luvbird1 0
thats ok ive got it in my mouth before... dont do that it doesnt taste good at all.. Ew... it was hard to get off my tongue!!!!
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
When I get superglue on my hands, I let it dry, then scrape it off with a small kind of dull knife. Try not to bond your fingers together...
myLifesux333 0
duuude the same thing happened to me in 6th grade except i got it on half my face so i ran to a faucet and tried to wash it off and it started to burn like crazy
toshiro10div 0
well then you are a retard and a failure at life
cuhlet 0
i have had that happen to me like 4 times. **** super glue.