Miscellaneous: Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also... - FML

By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

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By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML

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pcakewafflebacon 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:05

at least you didn't pick your nose

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:03

Aren't we in a pickle now :)

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blayke96 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:51

How did you NOT know this???

brocker17 0

Friday 28 October 2011 4:10

why would you use cold???

WhatIsSanity 2

Monday 19 December 2011 11:24

Hot water & nail polish remover are the way to go for superglue incidents.

lmfaoincanada 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 21:22

Just a tip. Dont use nail polish remover, the ammount you have to use will damage and dry your hands out badly. Use a small amount of vegitable oil on it and rub it around, it takes awhile but the superglue will come off without ripping off skin or hurting your hands.

Brodie_15 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 12:04

High 5!... Oh wait

katiedoll6 7

Monday 7 May 2012 12:00

Nail polish remover works great

katiedoll6 7

Monday 7 May 2012 12:03

Oh I'm a little late

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:29

You live and learn I suppose...

hallix 21

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:53

Been there, done that. Then found out the bottle leaked and my hand, already stuck to itself, was stuck to my friend's table.

owencgray 10

Friday 31 January 2014 3:51

us rubbing alcohol or nail polish remove to get it of

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