Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Today, I joined an impromptu work video meeting from a family vacation but forgot to change my display name from “Mom’s iPad.” For the entire hour, everyone called me “Mom” and I didn’t understand why they were calling me that. Once I realized what was going on, it was too late, so I’m officially “Mom” at work now. FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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Top comments
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Shut up Meg.
hellokittyrainbo 0
did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?
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Comments (403)
barnmaster98 5
well you must really be unwanted. lol
2kool4skoolyo 0
loose weight and the glasses
Mirelly13 6
Aww that's horrible D: that would suck! prove them wrong then get some friends, put some makeup try to look better hahah
Jessi2487 0
16- it doesnt work for meg, it wont work for OP lol just sayin
flakes_fml 0
lolol people at my school just started doing that go a GUY so I guess it's not so bad FYL still
ShadyFTW1 0
ydi for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly and stupid.
jojoklasson 0
time for a make over?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Shut up Meg and GTFO of FML.
bubbarific 0
srry Meg but thers a boob to ass ratio required in order to use fml so ud bttr get GTFO!!!!!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
become a front girl of a hit rock band.
bubbarific 0
srry Meg but thers a boob to ass ratio required to use fml tht ur way off of so i suggest u leave now
xNateTheGreatx 0
lol you guys are ****** up
LOLatU87 0
haha a true FML YDI for looking like Meg from family guy I guess
KingDingALing 9
Pics or gtfo. Just kidding:) But seriously, I want to see if you really look like her.
KingDingALing 9
This fml would make a great illustrated fml! :)
berrenduh 0
I love Meg !!!!
mattman1994 0
Hahaha I love this one
steelersjackson 0
who cares? family guy rules!
acccccccc 1
wait megs a girl!?!?!?!? jk
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
I love family guy references! it's crazy how everyone knows them. except op. I'll bet they r very similar.
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Atleast they didn't call you Peter.
the_flirtt 0
family guy FTW !
B4SK3TB4IL 0
people say I look like Brian. fml
fyourlife1991 0
that's a huge bitch!
rfngxhhshi 0
lol there's a girl in my school we call Meg behind her back cause she looks a lot like her hahaha. funny how op is from new jersey and the girl at my school (in IL) is actually from there ha
black_knight402 0
atleast you don't look like Jake Tucker.
SirSantpoort 0
39 wtf is up woth your hair??
zerobahamut03 2
lol way too funny. you just made my awesome week even better! thanks.
katplayer 4
People have called me Meg before too. Except this was back when I didn't have glasses. On top of that, I'm not fat, nor do I wear hats. They're probably not even accurate in calling you that.
natvv 0
Get a makeover from a news reporter and form a band with your family.
darkblitz_fml 0
shut up, Meg.
lildevil963 0
lol 56
samgar 0
In the kitchen Meg?
romanceaser 0
shut up Meg
smdbeeach 0
^LMAO
mattman1994 0
"What happened? Is everyone OK? Is there someone in the house?" *Peter nails her with baseball bat* "Oh, sorry Meg you startled me"
xoxo31 0
166- I love your eyes
Shell02 0
166, you gorgeous..:)
dragonxfly 0
you sir, win the ******* medal xD
IrishWildMan 3
"Meg......who let you back in the house?"
Duveed 0
263, funniest pic ever! ROFLMFAO!
xdeadxradiox 0
Lol #223's picture goes well with their comment :D
Shell02 0
309, this is my **** face..;)
xdeadxradiox 0
Ahh I see! XD
40ozToFreedom 0
nice to meet you, meg
penguins17 0
shut up Meg go kill itself no one lives u u piece of s**t
Shell02 0
how come every profile I've looked at says that the person has tried submitting an fml, but it's never been approved..?
thedaish 0
#5's profile has one approved...
yupitssoph 18
Hey, but inside every meg is a mila kunis.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Shut up Meg.
zp5 4
damn you beat me to it :P lol
guiltypleasure12 0
i don't comprehend the humour?
mappletosh 0
poor Meg :(
zp5 4
#89 you fail.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Totally beat me to the punch as well. Chalk up another win Jane.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lulz. I've never cared about getting the first comment, but I was ridiculously proud to be the first one to say that. >.< 89, it's a quote from the show. Someone, usually her dad, is frequently saying it to her.
cabbitt 0
Meg isn't known for being stupid. Fail OP.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
man #5 is adorable and knows her Family Guy. marriage material.. lol
soccerted5 2
niceeee. haha
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Thanks 276. :]
thefmlinator 10
damn I was gonna do that
DippinGrizzly907 27
276, totally agree bro. Think I'm in love. We can't let her know though. Must be kept a secret 0.0
bigsc 0
Shut Up Meg !!!
mahimalil 0
wow stinks
2qewl4u 0
Shut up Meg!
MissLizWolf 8
Hahahaha! a guy in my class said that to me once, I look nothing like Meg, and have no traits like her either so I don't understand what he meant... he's ugly though!
xdeadxradiox 0
Lmao! I like how you just added that he's ugly at the end
hellokittyrainbo 0
did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?
ThatLooksSticky 16
I'm allergic to peanuts! whats wrong with you people?!
illmatic2 16
Meg is also my old dogs name. She was a pug and always smelled funny. Hope that makes you feel better, op!
gibby1235 6
ha ha niiiiiice.
bigbadtim 7
What a way to boost up somebody's self image.
partridgeA 0
that made me laugh :D
austin_joel95 0
I hope your parents beat you! Meg