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She is so considerate, doing the mechanical digestion part for you, so you don't have to! She is saving you time and energy!

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Supportcommand is probably the closest. I have seen a blended happy meal and that was a pretty nasty grayish color.

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Probably barf colors. Dark mushy brown with a tint of yellow with gray smeared across like a gloomy afternoon and blobs of orange chunks scattered throughout the cup like frighten rats.

She is so considerate, doing the mechanical digestion part for you, so you don't have to! She is saving you time and energy!

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This is the future people, get used to it! First it will be liquid food, then food in pill form, and soon enough we'll just plug into the recharge station and go! Can't wait 'til people finally go wireless and fuelless, life will be so much easier.

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All the things OP mentioned were blended together in the cup... n the mere thought of that makes me wanna barf.... Sorry OP :$

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Wait, how is blending food wasting it? In fact, how can we know that as a liquid, it's not more easily comestible and therefore lends itself to less wastage?

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No one said she didn't eat it and even if she did eat it, how would that help the starving people? If she doesn't eat her food at least they have a chance of finding it.

What? No dessert? The dumb bitch should have thrown some chocolate cake in there! By-passing chewing makes dining faster and more efficient. Now, when she comes home with an enema kit, you may want to run and never go back!

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If a person is a really dumb bitch, shoving a child out of their vagina doesn't magically cure them of it, or exempt them from such accusations.

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#17, because we used to do "blender meal" in college as a joke because it was so disgusting and idiotic. Anyone who does it for real has to be a moron.

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I'll be washing Perdix' mouth out with soap for that language and then he can go to his room and think about what he's done. (After all those sleepless nights... Ingratitude.../mutter/)

Roast beef? Try blended beef, if you managed to eat, or I guess drink this then you deserve a medal!

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