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learn to count dickface

Cant open a door? Theres an app for that.

ha, I did that too except I ended up kicking it down :/

Well now we know whos never gonna be a lock smith....

Who wants be a locksmith?

Typing "fail" for the first comment is unacceptable. Next tine they being a bit more unique.

Pfft, doors are overrated. People go through windows now.

37- your engrish is slightly understandable... Just barely though.

34 I cannot get over the Bieber hair...

Ugh you know, I typed this comment the first time, and it was lost. So I re typed it, but there was a delay so I couldn't go edit it. I'm usually very diligent when it comes to typing and fixing auto corrects.

Here's your sign

You "though" your roommate was being a douche? Am I the only one who caught that? Yes? Okay I'll shut up now.

you don't shoot rainbows out your ass, by any chance? people don't have to be blonde to do these kinds of things, you stereotypical idiot.

Well said, I don't quite understand why people have to down blondes so much. Some people wreak their hair just to become blonde.

FeLol @ wreck their hair to be blonde what do you mean by wreck it? And it's fun to make fun of friends who are blonde my hubby is blonde and I always make fun of him and he makes fun of me by saying I must have been blonde in a previous life lol

What the fuck is a "FeLol"?

Sounds like something I'd do...

Actually BobsUrAuntie, I can shoot rainbows out my ass...

I think they mean that people dye and bleach their hair blonde.

So 74 your stomach can't digest all those skittles? And 76 stfu you're just plain random and dumb this is the issue of stereotyping not how they dye their hair

76 was responding to 59 who was responding to 56 so uhh stfu

Fuck you.

Cool story.

oops, my app stuffed up, that was supposed to be posted to a different FML.

Oh c'mon! Not again, my comment got posted to the wrong comment again!

FML, what's wrong with the app today, it's totally stuffed my commenting, -.-

Oops, my previous comment was supposed to go on a different FML.

The difference is that I'm not getting paid or give two fucks about your moronic opinion. If I'm such a "failing plight" why do you keep commenting under my comment? To get attention maybe. Bottom line: You're a failure in all aspects of life, move on.

I Still like BoNers(: , he may not be perfect, but he's still pretty funny. Of course, most times, he's pretty damn FuCkiiN hilariousxD.