Miscellaneous: Open up!

Open up!

By nooooooooob - 05/10/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 118

You deserved it 35 146

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82

You deserved it 505

By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 629

You deserved it 33 373

By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 309

You deserved it 37 456

By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 081

You deserved it 5 650

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 832

You deserved it 14 406

By megmo7 - 04/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 461

You deserved it 4 482

By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 884

You deserved it 45 112

Footloose

By Imnotfromhere - 16/06/2021 10:59

Today, my neighbor told me to stop pushing the elevator buttons and opening doors with my feet. I bitched him out, because he's been making a huge issue out of it for months. Right after, I realized I forgot my keys inside and he's the only person around who could let me back into the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 185

You deserved it 1 846

By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 590

You deserved it 1 712

By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 235

You deserved it 4 057

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:10

And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

Jdeluxh 12

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.

Comments

Adman567 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:04

First comment :P

kari931 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:05

Second

esme3101 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

learn to count dickface

genitalwartz69 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:05

Fail

optimusprime0069 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:11

Cant open a door? Theres an app for that.

esme3101 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:13

ha, I did that too except I ended up kicking it down :/

nalia18 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:17

Well now we know whos never gonna be a lock smith....

iamaleccarlson 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:32

Who wants be a locksmith?

alpaquette91 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:35

Typing "fail" for the first comment is unacceptable. Next tine they being a bit more unique.

fanceh 10

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:37

Pfft, doors are overrated. People go through windows now.

Nosrebor 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:39

37- your engrish is slightly understandable... Just barely though.

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:14

34 I cannot get over the Bieber hair...

alpaquette91 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:14

Ugh you know, I typed this comment the first time, and it was lost. So I re typed it, but there was a delay so I couldn't go edit it. I'm usually very diligent when it comes to typing and fixing auto corrects.

cinderella10383 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:26

Here's your sign

nixter5 18

Wednesday 5 October 2011 20:56

You "though" your roommate was being a douche? Am I the only one who caught that? Yes? Okay I'll shut up now.

goingsolo211 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:05

What a douche

kareltje 17

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:06

Idiot. You're not blonde, by any chance?

BobsUrAunty 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:49

you don't shoot rainbows out your ass, by any chance? people don't have to be blonde to do these kinds of things, you stereotypical idiot.

icadragoon 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:03

Well said, I don't quite understand why people have to down blondes so much. Some people wreak their hair just to become blonde.

cinderella10383 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:29

FeLol @ wreck their hair to be blonde what do you mean by wreck it? And it's fun to make fun of friends who are blonde my hubby is blonde and I always make fun of him and he makes fun of me by saying I must have been blonde in a previous life lol

13FTW 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:01

What the **** is a "FeLol"?

Georgieeporgiee 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:55

Sounds like something I'd do...

tittymagic 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:16

Actually BobsUrAuntie, I can shoot rainbows out my ass...

MeganCello 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:31

I think they mean that people dye and bleach their hair blonde.

Enigmax2514 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:30

So 74 your stomach can't digest all those skittles? And 76 stfu you're just plain random and dumb this is the issue of stereotyping not how they dye their hair

cheshire2012 13

Friday 7 October 2011 2:57

76 was responding to 59 who was responding to 56 so uhh stfu

dagwoodsammich 0

Friday 7 October 2011 16:31

**** you.

klovemachine 24

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:06

oopsie!!! this will good for a laugh someday.

BobsUrAunty 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

I have done that so many times -_-' except to get to our apartment, you have to key in a code to get into the complex. I always press the wrong numbers.

jswizzle_ 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:24

Cool story.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:29

oops, my app stuffed up, that was supposed to be posted to a different FML.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:31

Oh c'mon! Not again, my comment got posted to the wrong comment again!

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:33

FML, what's wrong with the app today, it's totally stuffed my commenting, -.-

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Friday 7 October 2011 17:14

Oops, my previous comment was supposed to go on a different FML.

Jdeluxh 12

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.

purecpu 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

that sucks

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:10

And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:23

The difference is that I'm not getting paid or give two ***** about your moronic opinion. If I'm such a "failing plight" why do you keep commenting under my comment? To get attention maybe. Bottom line: You're a failure in all aspects of life, move on.