FML : Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to...

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

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By x.x - / Sunday 6 July 2014 05:09 / United States - Tampa

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By itwasthedognotme | 14

#5999754 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

By ThomasBombadil | 31

#5999766 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:34

I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.

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By outthelabyrynth | 21

#5999751 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:30

Ah, that's just bad luck. Sorry OP :(

Starponer | 7

#5999812 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:34

what does "OP " mean?

ukeandfoodislife | 19

#5999815 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:36

44: octopus penis duh

ThomasBombadil | 31

#5999817 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:37

Optimus Prime!

tartar18 | 21

#5999818 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:40

original poster

illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5999822 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:45

Orange pussy

ndaguanno | 15

#6000198 - Monday 7 July 2014 2:44

Original poster #44

By CB_LAZ3 | 11

#5999752 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:30

Oh god please no

Blaisey | 22

#5999905 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:48

Your picture makes that comment even worse

By SemiAuto | 21

#5999753 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

At least you got the soap out of your eyes?

junkman6 | 22

#5999796 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:06

Id rather have soap in my eyes than my dad's old ball sweat.

That's just me though.....

doodlecloud | 26

#5999829 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:08

It's unlikely she even did. Only way to properly get soap out is to rinse with water...clean or dirty cloth, this was always a stupid idea.

JennaNGood | 21

#6000201 - Monday 7 July 2014 2:48

Yeah she got the soap out, and ushered in some pink eye in the process.

trell000 | 13

#6000587 - Monday 7 July 2014 9:47

Or shit stains...

By itwasthedognotme | 14

#5999754 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

By cina5 | 19

#5999755 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

At least your eyes aren't burning anymore. Lol

blake1015 | 23

#5999765 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:34

I don't think we can know that for sure.

gjikvtj | 18

#5999771 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:35

Thanks Blake

AnonymousFunFMLs | 18

#5999775 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:36

Whether or not OP got the soap out of their eyes, I'm not 100% sure they're feeling better...

Helpfulman | 17

#6000399 - Monday 7 July 2014 5:36

OP might have tore out his eyes after seeing that.

By TaylorWhiteGirl | 15

#5999756 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

Shouldn't you have had a towel nearby?

NeatNit | 32

#5999916 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:56

why would you want to use a cloth/towel anyway? wouldn't washing it out with water be the most logical solution?

dragonrider1959 | 18

#5999926 - Sunday 6 July 2014 22:01

Logic goes out the window when soap is in your eyes

By azyjazy713 | 11

#5999757 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

Definitely a wtf freak-out moment. At least you could wash it off quickly in the shower. Time to invest in a laundry hamper

Llama_Face89 | 33

#6000045 - Sunday 6 July 2014 23:42

Think OP's dad uses the same kind of laundry hamper I do. Corner of the Room brand.

By gjikvtj | 18

#5999758 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

I bet you were panting you were so angry

leary96 | 15

#5999826 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:56

Except for the fact that humans don't pant

rabechan | 17

#5999903 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:47

Humans can pant, dear

By cdgrayson | 21

#5999759 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

Well that's not too shitty, I hope...

JBChristian | 46

#6000303 - Monday 7 July 2014 4:26

Of course it was shitty. Shitty enough to cover for and loose any and all of the collection of shitty jokes for the rest of FML history.

By JessieTaft | 17

#5999760 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:33

I'm so sorry OP

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