FML : Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to...

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By x.x - / Sunday 6 July 2014 05:09 / United States - Tampa

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By itwasthedognotme | 14

#5999754 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

By ThomasBombadil | 31

#5999766 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:34

I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.

Comments

By outthelabyrynth | 21

#5999751 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:30

Ah, that's just bad luck. Sorry OP :(

Starponer | 7

#5999812 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:34

what does "OP " mean?

ukeandfoodislife | 19

#5999815 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:36

44: octopus penis duh

ThomasBombadil | 31

#5999817 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:37

Optimus Prime!

tartar18 | 21

#5999818 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:40

original poster

illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5999822 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:45

Orange pussy

ndaguanno | 15

#6000198 - Monday 7 July 2014 2:44

Original poster #44

By CB_LAZ3 | 11

#5999752 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:30

Oh god please no

Blaisey | 22

#5999905 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:48

Your picture makes that comment even worse

By SemiAuto | 21

#5999753 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

At least you got the soap out of your eyes?

junkman6 | 22

#5999796 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:06

Id rather have soap in my eyes than my dad's old ball sweat.

That's just me though.....

doodlecloud | 26

#5999829 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:08

It's unlikely she even did. Only way to properly get soap out is to rinse with water...clean or dirty cloth, this was always a stupid idea.

JennaNGood | 21

#6000201 - Monday 7 July 2014 2:48

Yeah she got the soap out, and ushered in some pink eye in the process.

trell000 | 13

#6000587 - Monday 7 July 2014 9:47

Or shit stains...

By itwasthedognotme | 14

#5999754 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

By cina5 | 19

#5999755 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

At least your eyes aren't burning anymore. Lol

blake1015 | 23

#5999765 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:34

I don't think we can know that for sure.

gjikvtj | 18

#5999771 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:35

Thanks Blake

AnonymousFunFMLs | 18

#5999775 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:36

Whether or not OP got the soap out of their eyes, I'm not 100% sure they're feeling better...

Helpfulman | 17

#6000399 - Monday 7 July 2014 5:36

OP might have tore out his eyes after seeing that.

By TaylorWhiteGirl | 15

#5999756 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

Shouldn't you have had a towel nearby?

NeatNit | 32

#5999916 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:56

why would you want to use a cloth/towel anyway? wouldn't washing it out with water be the most logical solution?

dragonrider1959 | 18

#5999926 - Sunday 6 July 2014 22:01

Logic goes out the window when soap is in your eyes

By azyjazy713 | 11

#5999757 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

Definitely a wtf freak-out moment. At least you could wash it off quickly in the shower. Time to invest in a laundry hamper

Llama_Face89 | 33

#6000045 - Sunday 6 July 2014 23:42

Think OP's dad uses the same kind of laundry hamper I do. Corner of the Room brand.

By gjikvtj | 18

#5999758 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

I bet you were panting you were so angry

leary96 | 15

#5999826 - Sunday 6 July 2014 20:56

Except for the fact that humans don't pant

rabechan | 17

#5999903 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:47

Humans can pant, dear

By cdgrayson | 18

#5999759 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

Well that's not too shitty, I hope...

JBChristian | 46

#6000303 - Monday 7 July 2014 4:26

Of course it was shitty. Shitty enough to cover for and loose any and all of the collection of shitty jokes for the rest of FML history.

By JessieTaft | 17

#5999760 - Sunday 6 July 2014 19:33

I'm so sorry OP

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Peru

Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me felt sick and started to throw up. In Peru, they shove...

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Miscellaneous

Nearly

Today I just found out that my lab partner had picked up my lab book which wouldn't normally be a problem. But unfortunately it was supposed to be left...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I went to a tattoo artist to get what I thought would be really cute, elegant finger tattoos and left with wobbly, blobby messes all over my fingers......

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

India

Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...

Germany

Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos