Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML
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itwasthedognotme
| 14
That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...
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ThomasBombadil
| 31
I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.
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outthelabyrynth
| 21
Ah, that's just bad luck. Sorry OP :(
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Starponer
| 7
what does "OP " mean?
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ukeandfoodislife
| 19
44: octopus penis duh
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ThomasBombadil
| 31
Optimus Prime!
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tartar18
| 21
original poster
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
Orange pussy
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ndaguanno
| 16
Original poster #44
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CB_LAZ3
| 11
Oh god please no
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Blaisey
| 22
Your picture makes that comment even worse
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SemiAuto
| 21
At least you got the soap out of your eyes?
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junkman6
| 22
Id rather have soap in my eyes than my dad's old ball sweat.
That's just me though.....
That's just me though.....
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doodlecloud
| 26
It's unlikely she even did. Only way to properly get soap out is to rinse with water...clean or dirty cloth, this was always a stupid idea.
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JennaNGood
| 21
Yeah she got the soap out, and ushered in some pink eye in the process.
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trell000
| 13
Or shit stains...
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itwasthedognotme
| 14
That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...
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cina5
| 19
At least your eyes aren't burning anymore. Lol
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blake1015
| 24
I don't think we can know that for sure.
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gjikvtj
| 18
Thanks Blake
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AnonymousFunFMLs
| 18
Whether or not OP got the soap out of their eyes, I'm not 100% sure they're feeling better...
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Helpfulman
| 17
OP might have tore out his eyes after seeing that.
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TaylorWhiteGirl
| 15
Shouldn't you have had a towel nearby?
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NeatNit
| 32
why would you want to use a cloth/towel anyway? wouldn't washing it out with water be the most logical solution?
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dragonrider1959
| 18
Logic goes out the window when soap is in your eyes
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azyjazy713
| 11
Definitely a wtf freak-out moment. At least you could wash it off quickly in the shower. Time to invest in a laundry hamper
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Think OP's dad uses the same kind of laundry hamper I do. Corner of the Room brand.
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gjikvtj
| 18
I bet you were panting you were so angry
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leary96
| 15
Except for the fact that humans don't pant
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rabechan
| 17
Humans can pant, dear
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cdgrayson
| 21
Well that's not too shitty, I hope...
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JBChristian
| 46
Of course it was shitty. Shitty enough to cover for and loose any and all of the collection of shitty jokes for the rest of FML history.
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JessieTaft
| 17
I'm so sorry OP