By x.x - 06/07/2014 05:09 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML
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itwasthedognotme 14
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That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

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ThomasBombadil 31

I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.

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outthelabyrynth 21
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Ah, that's just bad luck. Sorry OP :(

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Starponer 7
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what does "OP " mean?

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ukeandfoodislife 19
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44: octopus penis duh

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ThomasBombadil 31

Optimus Prime!

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tartar18 21
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original poster

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ndaguanno 17
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Original poster #44

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CB_LAZ3 11
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Oh god please no

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Blaisey 22
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Your picture makes that comment even worse

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SemiAuto 21

At least you got the soap out of your eyes?

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junkman6 22
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Id rather have soap in my eyes than my dad's old ball sweat. That's just me though.....

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doodlecloud 26
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It's unlikely she even did. Only way to properly get soap out is to rinse with water...clean or dirty cloth, this was always a stupid idea.

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JennaNGood 21
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Yeah she got the soap out, and ushered in some pink eye in the process.

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trell000 13
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Or shit stains...

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itwasthedognotme 14
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That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

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cina5 19
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At least your eyes aren't burning anymore. Lol

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blake1015 24
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I don't think we can know that for sure.

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gjikvtj 18

Thanks Blake

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AnonymousFunFMLs 18
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Whether or not OP got the soap out of their eyes, I'm not 100% sure they're feeling better...

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Helpfulman 17
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OP might have tore out his eyes after seeing that.

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TaylorWhiteGirl 15

Shouldn't you have had a towel nearby?

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NeatNit 32
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why would you want to use a cloth/towel anyway? wouldn't washing it out with water be the most logical solution?

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dragonrider1959 18
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Logic goes out the window when soap is in your eyes

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azyjazy713 11
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Definitely a wtf freak-out moment. At least you could wash it off quickly in the shower. Time to invest in a laundry hamper

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Llama_Face89 33

Think OP's dad uses the same kind of laundry hamper I do. Corner of the Room brand.

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gjikvtj 18

I bet you were panting you were so angry

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leary96 15
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Except for the fact that humans don't pant

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rabechan 17
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Humans can pant, dear

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cdgrayson 21
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Well that's not too shitty, I hope...

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JBChristian 47
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Of course it was shitty. Shitty enough to cover for and loose any and all of the collection of shitty jokes for the rest of FML history.

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