By x.x - 06/07/2014 05:09 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML
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That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.

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Ah, that's just bad luck. Sorry OP :(

Oh god please no

Your picture makes that comment even worse

At least you got the soap out of your eyes?

Id rather have soap in my eyes than my dad's old ball sweat. That's just me though.....

It's unlikely she even did. Only way to properly get soap out is to rinse with water...clean or dirty cloth, this was always a stupid idea.

Yeah she got the soap out, and ushered in some pink eye in the process.

Or shit stains...

That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

At least your eyes aren't burning anymore. Lol

I don't think we can know that for sure.

Whether or not OP got the soap out of their eyes, I'm not 100% sure they're feeling better...

OP might have tore out his eyes after seeing that.

Shouldn't you have had a towel nearby?

why would you want to use a cloth/towel anyway? wouldn't washing it out with water be the most logical solution?

Logic goes out the window when soap is in your eyes

Definitely a wtf freak-out moment. At least you could wash it off quickly in the shower. Time to invest in a laundry hamper

Think OP's dad uses the same kind of laundry hamper I do. Corner of the Room brand.

I bet you were panting you were so angry

Except for the fact that humans don't pant

Humans can pant, dear

Well that's not too shitty, I hope...

Of course it was shitty. Shitty enough to cover for and loose any and all of the collection of shitty jokes for the rest of FML history.