Miscellaneous: Today, after getting home from the supermarket, I went to unlock...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2014 15:05

Today, after getting home from the supermarket, I went to unlock the door so my dad could carry the groceries in. No matter how hard or how many different ways I tried, the lock wouldn't shift. My dad eventually grabbed the keys, twisted once, and after the door unlocked, called me an idiot. FML

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By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:12 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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Confused

By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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The definition of irony

By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

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Brain fart

By Emmz91 - 06/09/2019 16:00

Today, I couldn't open my car door from the inside. I rang my father-in-law in a panic and he opened it from the outside for me. Then he asked why I just didn't roll down the window and do it myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:20

I hate those moments where I swear I'm doing something right, and someone comes along and does exactly what I was doing and succeeds after just 1 try. Them feels OP. I know them.

abzray123 7

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:22

Hate when that happens:/

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:20

I hate those moments where I swear I'm doing something right, and someone comes along and does exactly what I was doing and succeeds after just 1 try. Them feels OP. I know them.

nairi09 12

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:24

Ya and they make you feel like shit

countingstairs 16

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:20

I can't use a key to save my life either, OP.

badluckalex 23

Wednesday 7 May 2014 9:53

or op is an idiot... how do you not know how to open a door with a key?

schhichick 14

Thursday 8 May 2014 16:46

Im not even strong enough to turn the key to my door!

abzray123 7

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:22

Hate when that happens:/

Skylae 14

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:22

I know how y'all feel . I do something a whole bunch of times and somebody else does it once . That sucks

blancoing 14

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:23

what on earth were you doing wrong

kumarina 35

Wednesday 7 May 2014 4:19

I used to live in a place where I had to pull out the key a little then turn, otherwise it wouldn't work, maybe that's what happen to OP

safaeita 32

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:23

this situation is like when you can't find something and your mom comes and finds it instantly !! you have no control over this kinda of things and they made you mad as hell ! I mean how on earth do they manage to see/do something we couldn't?