Work: Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 13:23 - Canada

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

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By catty_13 - 26/09/2017 13:00

Today, my boss installed a comment box for anonymous suggestions on how to improve the workplace. So far, I've received 5 notes from my employees requesting that I be fired or replaced by a hotter woman, as it's the best way to improve the company. FML

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I'm not paid enough for this shit

By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

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By mommyfairy - 12/03/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

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Bad omen

By IHateMyJob - 18/01/2009 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I received an email from my boss telling me how appreciated I was and how valuable I am to the company. I wish I hadn't scrolled down to read the included conversation where he asked his boss whether to lie to me about how good I was or not. FML

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Kill me now

By bademployee - 12/08/2014 23:16 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML

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By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 17:59 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no-one. FML

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By ev_lyn_aw - 28/02/2017 02:00

Today, I received a company-wide email from my boss, praising a coworker's extra effort at improving our line of business. The coworker's efforts were a direct copy-and-paste of a plan I put together three months ago. No one cared when I gave the presentation. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Monday 10 January 2011 19:04

now i'm curious about your ideas

Shutuptroll 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:25

Upper-management was right. Despite what you think, unblocking **** on the computers wasn't a good idea.

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unfortunate_13 5

Monday 10 January 2011 19:04

now i'm curious about your ideas

fartmcfarter 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:04

Well obviously your ideas suck. Still FYL

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:10

I guess Karma really is a bitch. (#2's username)

EvilDave 13

Monday 10 January 2011 19:07

Sounds like you need a new job.

Blackmail111 9

Monday 10 January 2011 19:11

man i would love to hear that list

Shutuptroll 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:23

Upper-management was right. Despite what you think, unblocking **** on the computers wasn't a good idea.

Shutuptroll 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:25

Upper-management was right. Despite what you think, unblocking **** on the computers wasn't a good idea.

Ancarnia 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:25

Whatever your ideas were, upper management could've kept their cuntly insults to themselves.

ydi_4_suking 20

Monday 10 January 2011 19:47

It's not really a ydi. Cuz te dumbass boss asked you to do it. You should make a list of insults to head management. And get the rest of the office to have some input